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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
...Would you do it? Wouldn't it hurt? I mean, GOD..why doesn't anyone just talk about it. :(

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive done it, it hurt a bit at first, but you just gotta take it slow, i actually like it now!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha. Wait, aren't we missing a vaginal sex thread for the men? I mean, Do men like taking it up their vaginas? :eek2:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I know Jake0 does ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive done it, it hurt a bit at first, but you just gotta take it slow, i actually like it now!


    But really? I mean, how do you get over the fact that maybe you want to be doubley penetrated? I think my quim would feel left out, and if I put a hand up there, I'd lose my balance and I'd ruin the whole experience.

    OMG, I can't do it. I'm too stressed, my quim would feel as though it was being ignored, poor lil thing. :(

    What does everyone else think about these informative threads which are made 3 times a day??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    educational. definitely.
    I demand to see yet MORE anal threads on here!
    and also more about 'ru a virging?!!11?'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get him to put his hand down there!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get him to put his hand down there!

    But he likes his hand up his arse, and the other playing with his balls. GAH, it's too difficult. Looks like good old missionary and cowgirl for moi.

    Le sigh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How about getting another blokey? as well as your one who like his hand in his arse and the oher playing with his balls? Lots more bits to play with!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha. hook , line, sinker.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :blush: ok i just read other threads, and realised that this aint a serios one, soory :blush: im going to hide now!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahahaha. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    Smooth editing skills there :P
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    We need more of these threads.

    I mean, only when the whole fucknig forum is filled with them, then people might stop making new ones. Although, doubtful.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was quick to notice my mistake :p

    Not quick enough for me to discover that you genuinely like promiscous anal sex with random well-endowed donkeys though ;o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Could we have an 'anal sex' subforum?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Could we have an 'anal sex' subforum?

    And...

    - Does losing your virginity hurt?
    - How old was everyone when they lost their virginity?
    - Shaven or not?
    - How do I give good head?
    - What do do on top?
    - Why can't she cum?
    - Why can't I cum?
    - Where can I find the gspot?

    etc.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    And...

    - Does losing your virginity hurt?
    - How old was everyone when they lost their virginity?
    - Shaven or not?
    - How do I give good head?
    - What do do on top?
    - Why can't she cum?
    - Why can't I cum?
    - Where can I find the gspot?

    etc.


    Thats it, your in charge ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just make this post a sticky!
    1983 wrote:
    And...

    - Does losing your virginity hurt? Yes.
    - How old was everyone when they lost their virginity? Over 16 HOPEFULLY
    - Shaven or not? Not. Too cold.
    - How do I give good head? Don't.
    - What do do on top? Too much effort, stay on the bottom.
    - Why can't she cum? Because you aren't doing it right.
    - Why can't I cum? Because he's not doing it right. Oh and relax.
    - Where can I find the gspot? You can't. It's mythical.

    etc.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does losing your virginity hurt?

    It depends whether your partner is considerate enough to explore all of your body to relax you enough. You will feel some discomfort, but shagging aftwerwards to make your fanny bucket like is all the fun.

    How old was everyone when they lost their virginity?

    On average from the site here, I'd say 16-19.

    Shaven or not?

    Depends on your man. I'd do it as a treat once in a blue moon, but if you do like looking like a 9 year old girl all the time, then by all means.

    How do I give good head?

    COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY. Ask your guy what he likes in a sexy tone, giving him a filthy look. Add hot and cold, mints, the popping candy stuff. Vary your speed of head bobbing, do not attempt to deepthroat any further, if you begin you gag after you push your head down too far.

    What do do on top?

    AGAIN, communication is the key. Ask him what he likes, to be honest he won't care too much because it's not every day he gets a girl to bob up and down in the scud on his will with bouncing bosoms.

    Why can't she cum?

    Around 75% of women can't cum through penetration, if not, try and make her climax before. Again, communication, ask her how SHE likes it to be done. It'll bring you closer together, and you'll go away learning a thing or two.

    Why can't I cum?

    I think if you can't cum, it can be a variety of things. You're stressed, drunk, or too focussed on the idea of cumming, rather than the closeness and privilege to get that close to someone. Change your diet to more healthy foods, drink/smoke less. You should try new positions, or adding a pillow under your arse, or having a sneaky finger in that extra hole whilst his ding dong is in the other. Sex toys can be useful, but only as a last resort if you've tried everything else to make each other let go, because people got by fine in the olden times shagging like bunnies without sex toys.

    Where can I find the g-spot?

    You can locate the g-spot most easily by trial and error by sticking your index finger up her nat king cole and doing a "come here" motion with your finger. Doggy style and legs up on his shoulders also help this. Mmhmm. Not all gals have a gspot. But blokes can find theirs if you put your finger up their arsehole and do the same motion toward his wee willy winky.

    Hopefully there will be no more threads about this EVER AGAIN.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish I could believe that last bit ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    I know Jake0 does ;)


    yeah i do, with you and the rest of the mantrain
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