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Evil Skates in Redknap Kidnap Plot

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heard some Portsmouth fan on Sky Sports News saying that if Redknapp is manager again he'll never ever go to a match again.

    Maybe I'm missing something. Manager gets your club promoted, leaves, gets your greatest rivals relegated, then comes back. :confused:

    I'm suprised he's not an absolute legend in Portsmouth :chin:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Pompey can fuck off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evil Skates in Redknap Kidnap Plot

    :lol:

    Sounds like a headline you'd see in The S*n.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    addicted7 wrote:
    Evil Skates in Redknap Kidnap Plot

    :lol:

    Sounds like a headline you'd see in The S*n.

    Classic thread title :D
    It's an average day in Skatesville, though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Last week on sunday's 606 on FiveLive, there was a Pompey fan who said that he'd been to a certain bookies every week to put £1 on the match, for the last 20 years. Last weekend they unprecidentedly refused his quid...he wanted to put it on 'Arry bein the next lucky leader of the evil empire.

    He also revealed that a few of his other infidel pals believe that Redknap is in fact a secret agent;

    *He got Pompey promoted and kept them there.

    *Saints went down under Redknap.

    *It looks like Saints are staying down under Redknap.

    *He now looks set to go back to 'the city in question' and save them from the humiliation they deserve, such as meted out by natural justice.

    :grump:

    EDITED TO SAY: In no way do I mean to blame Harry for where we are, anyone who was at the Dell last year would attest that, we have had some players who just arent interested.

    For anyone who used to go to the old Dell 94-98 its a similar story....3 nil up against Leeds...have you ever seen a team of two halves like this? :rolleyes:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    anyone who was at the Dell last year would attest that

    Well I thinhk you'll have trouble finding anyone who was at the Dell last year. :p

    Lowe has got to go, the blokes a cunt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Well I thinhk you'll have trouble finding anyone who was at the Dell last year. :p

    My girlfriend lives over the road from it. Nice new houses :p

    Would be just as hard to find someone who at St Mary's though!!
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what shall I be!
    Shall I be Pompey? Shall I be Saints? Here's what she said to me ...
    Wash your mouth out son, and get your father's gun, and shoot the Pompey scum, and support the Saints
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It happened...

    Redknap explains exit

    Sir Clive Woodward now bookies (and Lowe's) favorite for the Saints 1st managerial position.

    'Harry Saves Skates from certain Drop...Southampton flounder in mid-table Championship'

    can see the headlines now...pinch me i still dont believe it... :no:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    :mad:

    What a cunt!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I take it the Southampton/Portsmouth rivalry is really bad then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's a naval thing turlough
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    I take it the Southampton/Portsmouth rivalry is really bad then?

    Oh yes.

    I reckon we'll be playing Southampton next year if they appoint Sir Woodward.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Kermit wrote:
    I reckon we'll be playing Southampton next year if they appoint Sir Woodward.

    I hope Dave Bassett gets the job, but most of all I hope Lowe fucks off.

    turlough wrote:
    I take it the Southampton/Portsmouth rivalry is really bad then?

    It's and old dockers thing and they're a bunch of fucking hooligans.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's an old dockers thing and they're a bunch of fucking hooligans.

    Yeah its all to do with a dockers strike in the 1950s when both docks went on strike together. There were some divide and conquer tactics employed, and the Southampton dockers accepted a pay deal and went back to work. Thats why they call us scummers. We call them 'Skates' because they have some of the biggest animals in their support you'll ever fuckin see. As the 6:57 crew they're still an active hooligan firm, and they hate Millwall more than they hate us.

    If you've ever been out in Pompey on Fri/Sat nights you'll know what im talking about. I'll give it to em': Saints arent a hard club, Pompey are, but like Skive said, brains of amoeba and fuckin' scum. They've been known to harass Naval personel (well, those who arent in big enough numbers or look like they arent that hard) down by the docks...They just like hitting people and should all be rounded up and shot.... :D

    oh and starting as they mean to go on, they're now in the bottom three :D:D:D :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    It's and old dockers thing and they're a bunch of fucking hooligans.

    I thought it was a Merchant/Military divide...
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    I thought it was a Merchant/Military divide...

    Nah, what Bashir said.

    Basically I think the Skate dockers went on strike, and the Southampton dockers robbed their jobs.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Clive rules himslef out

    Thank fuck for that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Docks and derbies Millwall v West Ham, Swansea v Cardiff, apparently the rivalry between the Bristol clubs and South Welsh was due to a miners strike in Bristol which was broken by Welsh scab labour.

    back to the point - Pompey as said shit town but sound people :yes: Although I fully appreciate that the scummers on here may not agree :thumb:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    BlackArab wrote:
    Pompey as said shit town but sound people

    And island city with an island mentality. The palce is a dump and and the people are hoolligans.

    Look what happened when saints played them at Fratton Park the other year. Pompey have the youngest ever footbal hooligan.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Look what happened when saints played them at Fratton Park the other year. Pompey have the youngest ever footbal hooligan.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apparently he's not going to pompey now. Read it on teletext.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    And island city with an island mentality. The palce is a dump and and the people are hoolligans.

    Look what happened when saints played them at Fratton Park the other year. Pompey have the youngest ever footbal hooligan.

    Can't disagree much there. :lol:

    Still sound though. :thumb:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    BlackArab wrote:
    Still sound though. :thumb:

    So wrong you are! :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no they probably are if you get to know them...

    i mean i saw this thing on discovery once...:D
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