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one tip only...
enjoy your foreplay and make it last...
enjoy your foreplay and make it last...
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don't be afaird to try new things, but if you don't like it don't be afaird to say so, as any loving parenter should not force you to do something you do not like.
haha :thumb:
Crude yet artistic....
And lets see here... Giving is just as fun as recieving.
Make the most of foreplay.
Why that's me in a nutshell.
That's just crude! Yet very funny.
I could also have cited Gareth's line from The Office which runs something along the lines of 'When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking...'
I'm sure you can all figure out the rest.
When girls are 16 they're ready for f***ing
from the epsiode 5 the new girl (the one with the stapler in the jelly).
Conejo caliente or as the French would call you un chaud lapin. They were always saying to me in France. "Aah ne sort pas avec un espagnol, ils sont des chauds lapins." (Don't go out with Spanish guys, they're hot rabbits). A bit of neighbourly competition methinks. Especially when they were always saying to people as an insult: "tu fais quelque chose comme une vache espagnole" "You're doing something or other like a Spanish cow." What I want to know is what's so bad about the way Spanish cows do things, eh? Strangely the only hot rabbits I've ever met are all from Paris. Strange that.
Oh, sorry. I almost forgot a sex tip. Be spontaneous, but safe.
Best tip for having a healthy sex life: learn how to compliment women (no back-handers like: "you look good for your age. I hope I look like that when I'm 40" and the woman turns out to be 26. Nothing too subtle like; "you look smart." That's so subtle, why bother? You probably tell your Mum/cat/dog that. And most importantly if you ever want to have sex nothing too OTT. "Wow, are you a model? You're the most beautiful women in this club, I mean you could be Angelina Jolie/Scarlett Johanssen/Naomi Campbell/Kate Moss's sister." This is just crass and no sane woman is ever gonna believe that drivel unless she really is 'out of this world' or one of the above, which is unlikely, isn't it?
And that had what to do with the post of mine that you quoted?
I honestly don't know what it had to do with your post. I did not understand half of mazza's post anyway.
Do not underestimate the power of lubricant; it has MANY uses
Wrong. The stapler in the jelly is the very first episode of series 1.
Sorry.
i think a really good sex tip, would be to get undressed