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your best sex tips...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
one tip only...

enjoy your foreplay and make it last...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    make sure both partners are enjoying what is happening,

    don't be afaird to try new things, but if you don't like it don't be afaird to say so, as any loving parenter should not force you to do something you do not like.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    never fake an orgasm
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If the river runs red, take the dirt track.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    If the river runs red, take the dirt track.

    haha :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    If the river runs red, take the dirt track.

    Crude yet artistic....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    listen and talk to each other, so that you can find out what they really like, as just because your ex liked it does not mean your current partner will enjoy it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Someone send these foreplay suggestions to my boyfriend. He once told me it was painful on his stuff for long teasing foreplay. :rolleyes:

    And lets see here... Giving is just as fun as recieving.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dont be afraid to try anything and everything! :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok my_name's boyfriend listen and pay attention,

    Make the most of foreplay.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't bite my minge.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    always be able to laugh at yourselfs if something does not quite go as planned (this normally envovles lack of balance after too much to drink).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Little_one wrote:
    Crude yet artistic....

    Why that's me in a nutshell.

    Randomgirl wrote:
    Don't bite my minge

    That's just crude! Yet very funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Glad you approve Thunderstruck
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I wasn't about to stand by and not befoul a thread. Plus I felt that not only was it very funny (if I do say so myself), it was also very appropriate.

    I could also have cited Gareth's line from The Office which runs something along the lines of 'When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking...'

    I'm sure you can all figure out the rest.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    Well I wasn't about to stand by and not befoul a thread. Plus I felt that not only was it very funny (if I do say so myself), it was also very appropriate.

    I could also have cited Gareth's line from The Office which runs something along the lines of 'When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking...'

    I'm sure you can all figure out the rest.

    When girls are 16 they're ready for f***ing

    from the epsiode 5 the new girl (the one with the stapler in the jelly).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    If the river runs red, take the dirt track.

    Conejo caliente or as the French would call you un chaud lapin. They were always saying to me in France. "Aah ne sort pas avec un espagnol, ils sont des chauds lapins." (Don't go out with Spanish guys, they're hot rabbits). A bit of neighbourly competition methinks. Especially when they were always saying to people as an insult: "tu fais quelque chose comme une vache espagnole" "You're doing something or other like a Spanish cow." What I want to know is what's so bad about the way Spanish cows do things, eh? Strangely the only hot rabbits I've ever met are all from Paris. Strange that.

    Oh, sorry. I almost forgot a sex tip. Be spontaneous, but safe.
    Best tip for having a healthy sex life: learn how to compliment women (no back-handers like: "you look good for your age. I hope I look like that when I'm 40" and the woman turns out to be 26. Nothing too subtle like; "you look smart." That's so subtle, why bother? You probably tell your Mum/cat/dog that. And most importantly if you ever want to have sex nothing too OTT. "Wow, are you a model? You're the most beautiful women in this club, I mean you could be Angelina Jolie/Scarlett Johanssen/Naomi Campbell/Kate Moss's sister." This is just crass and no sane woman is ever gonna believe that drivel unless she really is 'out of this world' or one of the above, which is unlikely, isn't it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When sipping from the furry cup, do gently hum.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mazza wrote:
    Conejo caliente or as the French would call you un chaud lapin. They were always saying to me in France. "Aah ne sort pas avec un espagnol, ils sont des chauds lapins." (Don't go out with Spanish guys, they're hot rabbits). A bit of neighbourly competition methinks. Especially when they were always saying to people as an insult: "tu fais quelque chose comme une vache espagnole" "You're doing something or other like a Spanish cow." What I want to know is what's so bad about the way Spanish cows do things, eh? Strangely the only hot rabbits I've ever met are all from Paris. Strange that.

    Oh, sorry. I almost forgot a sex tip. Be spontaneous, but safe.
    Best tip for having a healthy sex life: learn how to compliment women (no back-handers like: "you look good for your age. I hope I look like that when I'm 40" and the woman turns out to be 26. Nothing too subtle like; "you look smart." That's so subtle, why bother? You probably tell your Mum/cat/dog that. And most importantly if you ever want to have sex nothing too OTT. "Wow, are you a model? You're the most beautiful women in this club, I mean you could be Angelina Jolie/Scarlett Johanssen/Naomi Campbell/Kate Moss's sister." This is just crass and no sane woman is ever gonna believe that drivel unless she really is 'out of this world' or one of the above, which is unlikely, isn't it?


    And that had what to do with the post of mine that you quoted?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    And that had what to do with the post of mine that you quoted?

    I honestly don't know what it had to do with your post. I did not understand half of mazza's post anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Practice make perfect, but its a good idea just to keep practicing anyway :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm, a tip.

    Do not underestimate the power of lubricant; it has MANY uses ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Little_one wrote:
    When girls are 16 they're ready for f***ing

    from the epsiode 5 the new girl (the one with the stapler in the jelly).

    Wrong. The stapler in the jelly is the very first episode of series 1.


    Sorry.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mazza is such a legend :D


    i think a really good sex tip, would be to get undressed
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