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Set the ornaments on fire, why dontcha?

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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Clicky...

An over-confident boss? :lol:
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Clicky...

    An over-confident boss? :lol:

    I would go with muppet!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shall we all resolute to bookmark Ananova's Oddly enough section, thereby saving a lot of board space?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Practically every thread of yours these days contains a link to ananova. :p I swear they are paying you for this..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mystifymysoul wrote:
    Practically every thread of yours these days contains a link to ananova. :p I swear they are paying you for this..
    I've got too much time on my hands right now. Not to worry, I'll have another job soon enough. (for the record, if anyone would like to send me some money, send a cheque or your credit card details to Phising Scam @ The Stargalaxy Offshore Account in Bermuda.) :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What. a. plank.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SG or the bloke in the link? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicebutdim23 wrote:
    SG or the bloke in the link? :p

    ;) heehee...

    no, what kind of club owner sets fire to the PAPER decorations to show how the place wont burn down?

    ... a strip club owner apparently. :yes:

    [EDIT] *rereads story* oh he's from Switzerland that makes it all clearer, they did astound me over there with their trains of thought.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicebutdim23 wrote:
    SG or the bloke in the link? :p
    Cheeky minx! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on the same line as the original story, how about this
    story
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People baffle me.... they really really do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    leese wrote:
    on the same line as the original story, how about this
    story

    So washing the sheets and leaving them to dry on say perhaps a radiator didn't cross his mind?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    So washing the sheets and leaving them to dry on say perhaps a radiator didn't cross his mind?

    Even thats a fire risk with some radiators.... but a remakrably better idea I'll give you that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or perhaps simply leaving them to dry somewhere whilst he went out, i'd say that was far simpler. And less dangerous.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    nicx1811 wrote:
    People baffle me.... they really really do.
    I lost my faith in people when I found out that people still start smoking when they know it's both harmful and addictive.
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