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Dirty talking

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Ive just started to have internet sex but I am running out of things to say.
I tell them that i will kiss them then move my mouth down and increase presure and eveyrthing and it does work.
But Im getting bored of saying the same thing any ideas of what to say?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you couly try spelling and typing properly, they're hardly going to be turned on if they cant understand what you're saying :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: owned
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry about the previous bad spelling I forgot to check it. Ive corrected it now so any suggestions would be welcome.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tell them what you want to do to them ... slowly remove their clothes, gently kiss their neck, undo their top trouser button etc

    Are these girls you know? or random people off the internet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im female neway so they are just random males. I dont no ne of them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    can't help really coz dont see the point in that tbh - each to their own. im sure someone else can.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Same here NBD, it really doesn't appeal to me :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if anyone on here tells you what to say....then you say it.... then you're playing the role of someone else. so its pointless asking. the only useful guideline anyone can give you is, use your imagination. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I only ever do this with my boyf online (we're in a long distance relationship and don't get to see each other that regularly). It's more or less doing what cute_chicky suggests. I would tell my boyf what I wanted to do to him, and him what he wanted to do to me...

    He'll say stuff like 'I'm thinking about kissing you deeply - moving my mouth over your breasts, flicking my tongue over your nipples' etc and I'll say stuff like 'I'd love to slowly slide my hands inside your boxers and feel how hard you are right now...' etc... :blush:

    Erm, well those are two pretty tame examples - but that's the kind of thing we do...but then again, we do get to see each other and actually do all that stuff in reality though - so it makes it more horny that I know what he looks like and how he touches me and can imagine it when we're online together...

    Love cavegirl
    xxx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Try

    "I whip my cock out, guess what... I'm from Thailand!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I whip my cock out, guess what... I'm from Thailand!"

    bancock! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Say that you want to take a ride on his wild love rocket.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    otter wrote:
    bancock! :lol:
    Sucky sucky ten dolla
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sit on my face. (That was a suggestion, not an instruction). :yippe:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    captain_spanner: asl/
    Oddball: 30, male pennsylvania
    captain_spanner: o cool, so you like scrunchies?
    Oddball: yes
    captain_spanner: why?
    Oddball: the idea of a woman asking me to put them on it is exciting to me. really anything a woman would want to see me do as long as she things it is amusing or exciting, really turns me on. scrunchies, or a thong or doing anything at all
    captain_spanner: humiliation?
    Oddball: yeah i even had a dream once where a girl asks me to pee on myself *BLUSH*
    captain_spanner: wow, was that girl me?
    Oddball: yes
    Oddball: talking about all this makes me want to plug in my webcam
    Oddball: i didnt mean to offend you
    captain_spanner: That's Ok
    captain_spanner: I get turned on by... never mind :">
    Oddball: tell me, please
    Oddball: after what i have just told you, you can tell me anything!
    captain_spanner: Bricks :">:">
    captain_spanner: And television sets
    captain_spanner: Anything square
    Oddball: are you making fun of me now
    captain_spanner: Why do yo say that?
    Oddball: it just seems that way, not that i mind
    Oddball: but you get turned on by squares?
    captain_spanner: yeah
    Oddball: ok what can i do to help :)
    captain_spanner: Mmmmm wear a cardboard box
    captain_spanner: It's so square it's... HOT
    Oddball: lol
    Oddball: ok you are very very cool
    captain_spanner: Mmm like a refrigerater
    captain_spanner: SQUARE
    captain_spanner: GOD I'M HORNY
    Oddball: but i should probably go or I will really want to turn on my cam for you
    captain_spanner: Is it a square webcam
    Oddball: absolutely, and itthe picture has a square border
    captain_spanner: fuck.... me
    captain_spanner: that makes me horny
    captain_spanner: -grinds against her computer tower- ohhhhh god, I love those corners

    Aaaaand so on. A random conversation I had on yahoo... The guy's name has been changed for obvious reasons.

    Now SQUARES are kinky.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: i have literally just pissed myself laughing!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahahahahaha. Some people are just :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sel, you scare me :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's a shame Yahoo chat is down... It's hours of fun :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Almost as scary as this. :eek2:

    As for the original question, use your imagination. If you are wanting to cyber there's no point it coming from us. If your imagination needs some help, read literotica.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've only really done this when I've been in long distrance relationships. I've tried it a couple of times with random males when I was single. The interesting this is that with the random males I felt uncomfy and didn't know what to say and with the guys I was in relationships with I didn't get this problem. Maybe its because you don't know these guys that you don't know what to say

    Phoenix
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: thats the funniest shit ive read in ages...

    and nicebutdim, do u know what literally means? if u do then i think you actually pissing all over your chair at the computer is amusing yet kind of disguisting as well :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replicant wrote:
    you couly try spelling and typing properly, they're hardly going to be turned on if they cant understand what you're saying :p

    If your getting aroused spelling isn't going to be the first thing on your mind, as for talking dirty online,I did it a couple of times when I was courting my wife ( hey taht sounds really old fashioned, but can't think of another way to put it), well anyway, we were seperated by 5,500 miles for a whole lot of time, so made real sex rather difficult, I found it difficult to come up with things to say, plus I was wondering if she was just doing it for me, or if she was really getting off on it, glad I've ony done it a few times.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm funny with talking 'dirty' as I personally, if I wanna get turned on then the person doing it has to be intelligent and imaginative.

    Once somebody I was with was like "I want to eat your pussy" and it's like... Smooth, yer right.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe he was just a square :lol:
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