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Porn one liners
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What are the most memorable one liners you've heard from porn? You know, the ones that just make you giggle, rather than being a turn on.
The porn I just saw had the classic "Leave a prezzy for the sarge" which immediately sent me into giggle fits. Surely people can't get off on lines like that?? :eek:
The porn I just saw had the classic "Leave a prezzy for the sarge" which immediately sent me into giggle fits. Surely people can't get off on lines like that?? :eek:
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The dude in it said, 'Hey, how do you know I like the end of my cock licked missy?' and she said 'Are you gonna stand there asking questions or are you gonna fuck me?'
and she said it with such er, 'passion' that her big fucking hair started to wobble all over the joint and I remember sitting there totally uninterested in the sex going on cos I was mesmorised by the wifey's hair. Which was nice.
"I'd bet you'd like to fuck!"
Cue bad sex and 70's wah-wah guitar track.
It's hardv to get off watching a girl sounding like she's being molested by a flymo.
I'm sure your Mum can guess ... :hyper:
I'm sure she knows I have pornography, as 90% of 18 year old men do. But go ahead, would love to see the look on her face...
bwhahahah ok I've had my laugh for the day...
:hyper: