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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
damn, seriously, there are many porn movies out there in the world that are just made up.. i mean, i watched one last night, and jesus the guy pretended to give head and she was like screaming YES YES.. :yeees: i mean, it was so fake i could have watched disney channel and get more turned on

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My life has been enormously enriched by you sharing that fascinating story with me.

    Thank you so much, I am eternally grateful.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aladdin does it for me every time
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Aladdin does it for me every time
    The Little Mermaid for me.

    Ariel = hot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tarzan. grrrrrr!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think its the MC Hammer pants. But if Aladdin was busy with Jasmin I wouldnt mind a lil bit of Hecules's rippling pectorals
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why would anyone say no??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why would anyone say no??

    You're getting me hard.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm...if I was a guy I'd have a boner
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :thumb: *turns on disneychannel" damn, this makes me harder than the original stuff
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your such a creep
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This thread has amused me muchly. Thanks. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    hmmm...if I was a guy I'd have a boner

    do you want to be my wench? :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Aladdin does it for me every time

    I think he's on holiday at the moment, but when he gets back why not pop over to Politics and tell him...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think Tank Girl is pretty hot for a cartoon character.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tom & Jerry appeals to the sadomasochistic side of me! :lol: Ohh, hit me with that frying pan and drop an iron on my head baby! :naughty:
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