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Am I the only guy in the world who doesn't masturbate?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
I guess that I have never felt the need, I never thought it pretty weird, but maybe it is.... hell I get the urge but I kind of feel stupid and not really know what Im doing. god i am so naieve when it comes to anything sexual.

dk
I never said I loved you...
However I will fuck you...
until someone better comes along!!!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you the only guy in the world who doesn't masturbate?

    Yes.
    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah u aint. I personally know of 1 boy who doesnt cos he "doesnt feel the need", but the 99.5% of the others do, dont worry about it.
    Respect
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey that aint a bad thing is it ...it means u aint like all those other male wankers lmfao (this is a joke no offence to those of u who r male wankers lol!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Least you keep your hands clean!
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where is Harry's reply? Probably at it now <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; I don't do it cause I'm far too lazy!!
    The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sounds like this Harry guy often has his hand on his mouse then!
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!

    [This message has been edited by Insane (edited 08-02-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm yeah tho some guys with sex mad nymphomaniac g/fs that r wibv em 24/7..

    oh n in some countries ppl get vtheir dicks chopped off if they break laws..

    but apart from them.. yeah I think so.. should try it 1 day.. ask Harry he'll teach ya <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    If it wasn't for my at-least-once-a-day wank, my head would blow off from the pressure .... hehehe.

    Hey, I can't help it I'm a a wanker! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;



    "One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J@ke:

    If it wasn't for my at-least-once-a-day wank, my head would blow off from the pressure .... hehehe.

    Hey, I can't help it I'm a a wanker! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;


    lol init.. not ur head.. ur balls would expolode fs....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    isn't it a weird thought that all over the world at any one time there are thousands of men masturbating? or maybe its not, maybe its just me having a weird mind..........
    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Insane:
    Sounds like this Harry guy often has his hand on his mouse then!


    Where abouts in Nottingham are you from??

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    May I ask why you want to know Whowhere? Its not exactly Nottingham its on the borderline between Notts and Derby. I have a notts postcode but my town has Derbyshire county council. Its messed up!

    I'll tell you but I want to know why, do you live near Notts?
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In response to DK's question
    Yes. You are the only guy who doesn't masturbate, HOW I ENVY YOU.
    You dont have to live with the constant need to beat off while looking at the women in a Next Catalogue, umm not saying I do u understand.
    But then again, Im lucky, I have a gf to do all that for me!

    [This message has been edited by Whowhere (edited 10-02-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by whizzygirl:
    isn't it a weird thought that all over the world at any one time there are thousands of men masturbating? or maybe its not, maybe its just me having a weird mind..........



    Lmfao

    I never thought of that but yeah its mad, because it really is true, but then again there are loads of women doing it too, i bet 24/7 theres always someone some where wanking,

    no u havent got a weird mind whizzy i think its pretty weird shit too.

    ©lovely freaks

    MTS ^5 ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not meaning to sound mean but yes i think u r the only lad in the world who does'nt wank!!! i mean every lad i know does, it is a turn on when lads do it infront of u!!!

    and did u know that 95%of men wank and the other 5% r liars!! and its the smae for women aswell but the opposite way round! which however brings me onto another dicussion, why is it that no women admit to it?? i think the only to people who i have ever known admit to it are me and 1 of my mates!!! ok so can ne 1 tell me why??????

    if there are ne gals out there who have not had a go..........try it you will love it!!!!

    cya peeps! xxx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AFAIK every boy masturbates - you must be a rare case.
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