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eew sticky!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
..when i wake up from dreamin of mah girlfriend a loada weird stuff happens

1) i notice im all covered in sticky wet stuff down below

2) i have to urinate

3) when i go downstairs, i notice this really thick clear stuff comes out of my dick

erm what the hell?!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by * Ireland *:
    1) i notice im all covered in sticky wet stuff down below

    Erm, could it be cum?
    2) i have to urinate

    I'm guessing this is because people generally need the toilet in the morning. And after ejaculating.
    3) when i go downstairs, i notice this really thick clear stuff comes out of my dick

    I have no idea what you're talking about.
    Now i'm the imposter & the real one's gone forever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    P.S. It's called a wet dream.
    Now i'm the imposter & the real one's gone forever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1) cum
    2) what j-man said
    3) erm, cum.
    I'll be sitting on top when it all goes wrong again
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    3) erm, cum.

    I was thinking that but who cums, then wakes up and goes to the toilet and then cums again(for no reason)?


    Now i'm the imposter & the real one's gone forever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jeffrey:
    I was thinking that but who cums, then wakes up and goes to the toilet and then cums again(for no reason)?


    i know this is possibly gonna sound gross, but if u cum, sometimes u get cum "stuck" behind the foreskin. maybe when he takes a slash that cum is released, and it's just thicker than the rest, or summin.

    ok, i feel a bit ill. lovely <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    i still think it's cum.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont even trip. u just had your 1st wet dream.
    I am who I am but the rest is 4u2 find out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by YES60:
    dont even trip. u just had your 1st wet dream.


    heh, well not the first, has been ongoing for like 6 or 7 months...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ah tis a natural part of life innit! u ppeps really have a way a putting things tho, dont u??!!!!!!
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    i tend to get cum stuck in the pipes after ejaculation, which tends to come out during urination. this act of pissing is a painful one.

    so don't think this is normal for one second! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... this act of pissing is a painful one.

    ... and women think they have it difficult <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the_Paranoid_bunny:
    i tend to get cum stuck in the pipes after ejaculation, which tends to come out during urination. this act of pissing is a painful one.

    so don't think this is normal for one second! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;
    if i force myself too much when pissing, then i beginning to cum in my piss <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">...
    the only pain i get though is from my testicles after cumming <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok, this thread is getting gross and graphic.

    i'm hungry <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    I'll be sitting on top when it all goes wrong again
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