Boner

Former Member · January 2001

When i wake up in the morning i get a hardon first thing does this happen to everyone or just me if it does happen to other people ,how do i disguise when my my mum comes ands wakes me up.

Girl-From-Mars · January 2001

i think its quite common gizmo. not that im a bloke though! my boyfriend used to have that and ive heard of it genearlly too.

in fact my boyfriend probably DOES still have that, i just speak about him as if hes dead coz hes my ex! anyway irrelevant, sorry! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">

try lying on your side to hide it? although i guess if youre asleep you dont have much control over which side you lie on!

If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.

Former Member · January 2001

don't worry about it, it's only natural.

Now, when you don't notice your gran come in because you're masturbating - that's embarassing <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">

Former Member · January 2001

I think most men get that most of the time. I think it's because of your sleep patterns: heard of REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep? Associated with rapid eye movement, arousal (well erections anyway), dreams, etc. and light sleep. You go through this stage at various points, including just before you wake up. I think that's what causes it.

Former Member · January 2001

its natural my friend. I used to get that when i was 14, but i dont get it anymore, maybe when u get some u dont fantasise about it quite so much. it was bloody embarrasing. when i got into school i still had one, i tried thinkin of anything boring. it will pass!

Former Member · January 2001

its very natural, its ur bodys way of saying everythings fine.

if u wake up with ur dick at minimum size then theres a prob.

as for ur mum, u should be under the covers and she shouldn't be getting u out of bed anyway, should be old enuf by now.

Former Member · January 2001

Originally posted by dirty_harry:

if u wake up with ur dick at minimum size then theres a prob.

Why is that Harry?

Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive

Former Member · January 2001

hmmm yeah its normal.. but a lot more common with younger ppl, kinda 13-18 or that sorta age group.

As for ur mum... Im sure shes seen it b4. But if ur that bothered try getting an alarm clock.

Former Member · January 2001

Originally posted by Daze:
hmmm yeah its normal.. but a lot more common with younger ppl, kinda 13-18 or that sorta age group.

Starts ALOT younger than that & I don't think it's necessarily sexual.

j9

I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.

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Former Member · January 2001

Dont think ive ever woken up with a guy whos not been hard but i think that might have something to do with me......lol

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Former Member · January 2001

This isn't meant to gross anyone out, but it's got a VERY simple physical explaination - during the night you don't generally pee, so your bladder gets fuller, and in the morning, your full bladder has rubbed against your prostate gland inside you - that's what causes the boner in the mornings ... so now you know (if you wanted to <grin> )

Rob xx

Former Member · January 2001

Originally posted by happy20:
This isn't meant to gross anyone out, but it's got a VERY simple physical explaination - during the night you don't generally pee, so your bladder gets fuller, and in the morning, your full bladder has rubbed against your prostate gland inside you - that's what causes the boner in the mornings ... so now you know (if you wanted to <grin> )

Rob xx

Yeah and that's why I've heard that they go away straight after the guy pees

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Former Member · January 2001

Originally posted by trancegrrl:
Yeah and that's why I've heard that they go away straight after the guy pees

[This message has been edited by trancegrrl (edited 10-01-2001).]

Errrr - hey Trancegrrl - have you ever seen a guy trying to pee with an erection!? Probably the most difficult (and quite painful) thing in the world to do! Ever wondered why there's a wet patch around the toilet hehe - only joking (you probably have a leak!) Seriously though, it is a muscle and blood interraction thing - the penis membranes are simply reacting to the rest of the body waking up [very scientific - ed].

One thing is for SURE - you women out there should know that if you take advantage of your man's "morning flagpole" he'll be the happiest man all day <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"> - the orgasm is probably about the strongest he'll have!

Morning sex - can't beat it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"> But I think that's just a guy thing - or is it?

HAPPY 2001 !
Alan London

Former Member · January 2001

Yeah, don't worry it's natural!

Former Member · January 2001

Yeah, don't worry it's natural!
Wot??!!
U hope u didn't think I was gonna give a scientific explaination did u? I was only reassuring u...
.. baby xx

Former Member · January 2001

Originally posted by Alan london:

Errrr - hey Trancegrrl - have you ever seen a guy trying to pee with an erection!? Probably the most difficult (and quite painful) thing in the world to do! Ever wondered why there's a wet patch around the toilet hehe - only joking (you probably have a leak!) Seriously though, it is a muscle and blood interraction thing - the penis membranes are simply reacting to the rest of the body waking up [very scientific - ed].

One thing is for SURE - you women out there should know that if you take advantage of your man's "morning flagpole" he'll be the happiest man all day <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"> - the orgasm is probably about the strongest he'll have!

Morning sex - can't beat it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"> But I think that's just a guy thing - or is it?

Dunno, just what I heard. And you're right about morning sex but from what I've heard its better after the morning erection goes away and there's a real one. As I said I dunno its only heresay <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">

Former Member · January 2001

yeah my boyfriend wakes up with a hardon

Former Member · January 2001

Without a doubt, trying to take a piss with morning wood is one of the hardest things to do and can cause a high spray factor, which leads to a high lack-of-respect-by-anyone...ever factor.

Luckily for those of you who care (and for those of you who don't) a simple cure has been developed to overcome this problem. 'But under what name?' I hear you ask, 'The Superman Position' I reply, basically lying with yer belly resting on the seat with yur hands on the floor, the practical upshot of which is that your john-thomas (wherever the hell that name comes from) is now directed straight at the bowl!

MAGIC!!!

Of course, you usually have to concentrate so hard getting into this position that you lose the erection anyways. Still have fun kiddies!

Oh yeah, the reason you cant piss with an erection is because it seals off your urinary wossname, cos lets face it, no girl is going to enjoy an unexpected goldenshower

...unless you're into that sort of thing

I've forgotten where i was going with this now, ah well

LIFE: Quite interesting in parts, but no substitute for the real thing

Girl-From-Mars · January 2001

rofl you DONT wanna see my mental images!!

alternatively, to get rid of any kind of erection, think of my "friend" lucy... did wonders for my boyfriend, especially when i made him think of doing anything sexual with her!! arent i naughty <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">

john thomas... thats the jazz club "nice" guy off the fast show and cold feet! hmmmmmm.....

no thats john thompson, just remembered! dunno who john thomas is then and why people decided to name male genitalia after him.

If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.

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Former Member · January 2001

Originally posted by Monkey_Boy:
Without a doubt, trying to take a piss with morning wood is one of the hardest things to do and can cause a high spray factor, which leads to a high lack-of-respect-by-anyone...ever factor.

Luckily for those of you who care (and for those of you who don't) a simple cure has been developed to overcome this problem. 'But under what name?' I hear you ask, 'The Superman Position' I reply, basically lying with yer belly resting on the seat with yur hands on the floor, the practical upshot of which is that your john-thomas (wherever the hell that name comes from) is now directed straight at the bowl!

MAGIC!!!

Of course, you usually have to concentrate so hard getting into this position that you lose the erection anyways. Still have fun kiddies!

Oh yeah, the reason you cant piss with an erection is because it seals off your urinary wossname, cos lets face it, no girl is going to enjoy an unexpected goldenshower

...unless you're into that sort of thing

I've forgotten where i was going with this now, ah well

LOL

Nice to see u again monkey_boy.

My inflatable crystal ball makes my life worth living!

MTS ^5

Boner

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