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Beard Rash!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
After my b/f went down on me last night,i got serious beard rash on my legs. Are there any ways of preventing this apart from gettin him to have a close shave before hand?
Ideas gratefully received!!?! <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know I might sound stupid, but who's going to know about your rash, other than you or your boyfriend.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no one, its just irritating and not amazingly attractive! <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just slap some cream on <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> It'll go away. Take care.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanx for the advice?! Not sure they sell beard rash cream but cheers anyway! <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    spread your legs bit wider! sorted
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by squirtycream:
    <STRONG>Thanx for the advice?! Not sure they sell beard rash cream but cheers anyway! <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    aqueous cream. they sell it in big tubs in chemists. people use it for eczema and stuff but it also works a treat on most rashes...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm, pedro's advice to you is even worse <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> than the advice he gave on my posting.

    I don't see why you can't require a clean shave in order to gain entry into the bedroom. This can be accomplished by making it even more worth his while once he gets there. However an alternative is to encourage him to grow a beard -- once it gets to be a certain length the scratchiness goes away. If his friends make fun of it, he can always tell them why he grew it and soon they will all have their own. <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    If that doesn't work, you can always buy some expensive leather pants and cut the crotch out. <IMG SRC="cool.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Think i'l take a pass on the leather, but thanx anyway!! <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish men could be forced to conform to their girlfriend's facial hair requirements. <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    If you manage to convince him to go clean shaven please tell me how you did it coz I'm fighting a losing battle here!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It shouldnt be too hard for me, he felt really guilty about it afterwards! Damn right aswell.!! <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    was confused as to how it was on the legs.

    seriously though, a cream called lacane or lancaine or summat is good for rashes, or maybe sudocrem
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by leese:
    [QB]was confused as to how it was on the legs.

    Inside of my thighs!not too hard to work out!
    <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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