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"None of the above"

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Politics & Debate
I have been pondering this matter over and for people who really seem to think that out of all the parties out there there is no party for them, surely this lot are pretty much the "None of the Above" option. :chin: I mean they are hardly doing it to be serious are they and its extremly unlikely any will get elected. ;)

Edit to add: After reading the manifesto this might also be a loony idea....

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man, if you could run a country on humour, those guys would be the best Government ever.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The thing is some policies they suggested in the 1970's have been taken up nowadays! i.e. All day licensing in pubs.

    I don't think Pram Lanes are a bad idea either. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Total bastard" tax. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Rich people should be taxed to pay for the printing of money, as they use most of it."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's wonderful :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's fantastic!

    My favourite policy: "We will issue a 99p coin to save on change" :yes:

    Thanks for my best laugh in days :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote:
    "Rich people should be taxed to pay for the printing of money, as they use most of it."

    :lol:

    that one made me laugh too.

    didn't we used to have a monster raving MP a few years back?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who I'm voting for wrote:
    Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.

    Anyone who's been to MK know's this is true. :D
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I'm strangely tempted to 'spoil' my paper by voting for these loonies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This site is pretty amusing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer."

    Bra-vo! :D
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Thats it, they've got my vote. for theses:
    Any Home Secretary claiming to have more children than necessary will be made to run the House Of Commons Crèche.
    :lol:
    We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks.
    :thumb:
    Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.
    The number 13 will be abolished due to its longstanding unpopularity. The bus to Acton North will now not have a number on it but not much else will be affected. Therefore if you see a bus with no number on it, it will be going to Acton North. Please remember this for future reference.

    The best thing is, Britain would probably run better under them...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote:
    The thing is some policies they suggested in the 1970's have been taken up nowadays! i.e. All day licensing in pubs.

    I don't think Pram Lanes are a bad idea either. ;)

    I like this policy

    We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and they have a song! how cool
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