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Hey!
Just stumbled across this place and thought I'd quite fancy pitching my tent here - hope nobody minds? I fart loudly, snore loudly and do pretty much everything loudly. Is that a problem?
Niceties out of the way and onto the other stuff. I'm 31, married, 6'2 and bear an uncanny (and I mean uncanny) resemblance to Van Den Puup from the Ikea adverts (I notice someone's got a VDP av - wicked!). Most of the time I'm just a big soft goofball with an amazing array of one liners, puns and trivia, but if I'm hacked off I'll tell it like it is and not pull any punches.
I'm hoping that I'll be very happy here, but if having read that you don't think that this is my sort of place, I'll chuff off and take me tent with me.
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Just stumbled across this place and thought I'd quite fancy pitching my tent here - hope nobody minds? I fart loudly, snore loudly and do pretty much everything loudly. Is that a problem?
Niceties out of the way and onto the other stuff. I'm 31, married, 6'2 and bear an uncanny (and I mean uncanny) resemblance to Van Den Puup from the Ikea adverts (I notice someone's got a VDP av - wicked!). Most of the time I'm just a big soft goofball with an amazing array of one liners, puns and trivia, but if I'm hacked off I'll tell it like it is and not pull any punches.
I'm hoping that I'll be very happy here, but if having read that you don't think that this is my sort of place, I'll chuff off and take me tent with me.
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