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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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You meet your long lost brother who went to Australa when you were 3 and you've not seen him for 50 years while you're taking a whizz at a gents. Do you acknoweldge him while standing at the urinal ?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This a serious question?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yea deadly serious. The mens room is a very serious place.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if youre equal then yup but u stop the conversation as one of yous leaves the urinals

    and the conversation means a quick nod to say hi right
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Isn't nodding to another urinal user a bit dangerous ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    serious_ind wrote:
    Isn't nodding to another urinal user a bit dangerous ?


    no its the most minor nod ever, just an acknowledgment to say hi, and they have to be your height

    come on you must know these rules
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how will u know it's him?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    like an upwards nod ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    how will u know it's him?

    that was gonna be my question.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What an odd question...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he's your twin....

    you thought you were smart didn't ya... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    serious_ind wrote:
    You meet your long lost brother who went to Australa when you were 3 and you've not seen him for 50 years while you're taking a whizz at a gents. Do you acknoweldge him while standing at the urinal ?
    that has the be the strangest thread i have ever seen!...and i've posted some shit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    and i've posted some shit!
    yeah we noticed!




















































    nowhere near as much as me though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    by the way ...why only for blokes ...women do meet each other in the washroom you know.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the unspoken law of the gents ... tho shalt not acknowledge anyone while taking a whizz.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    unless you are plotting to over throw the world
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    serious_ind wrote:
    the unspoken law of the gents ... tho shalt not acknowledge anyone while taking a whizz.
    you must have a very small one if you imagine such rules ...such paranoia.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oye leave my tiny dick outta this.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    serious_ind wrote:
    oye leave my tiny dick outta this.
    so i'd scare you to death as i lumber up to the stone ...haul my tackle out ...and start cursing the traffic warden outside yeah?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you'd be viewed as uncouth. I don't wanna discuss things when i've got mine in my hand and he's got his in his hands.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If your twins, surely the other guy will be looking at you weird too..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    serious_ind wrote:
    You meet your long lost brother who went to Australia when you were 3 and you've not seen him for 50 years while you're taking a whizz at a gents. Do you acknoweldge him while standing at the urinal?
    And how would tou know what your long-lost brother looks like at the age of 53? How would he know what you looked like?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    And how would tou know what your long-lost brother looks like at the age of 53? How would he know what you looked like?
    psssssst ...they're twins ya twonk!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    serious_ind wrote:
    you'd be viewed as uncouth. I don't wanna discuss things when i've got mine in my hand and he's got his in his hands.
    bloody fairy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    serious_ind wrote:
    you'd be viewed as uncouth. I don't wanna discuss things when i've got mine in my hand and he's got his in his hands.
    there is nawt wrong with avin a chin-wag wit cock out!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe i should have said hello to him then .... ok..... are you happy now ?

    I'm gonna have to wait for Suprise Suprise to make a comeback for us to catch up now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    serious_ind wrote:
    maybe i should have said hello to him then .... ok..... are you happy now ?

    I'm gonna have to wait for Suprise Suprise to make a comeback for us to catch up now.
    are you sure your bothered?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    are you sure your bothered?
    he's one of those that get so embaressed that he looks up at the cieling ...while he's pretending he's not realy there ...he's pissin' all over his boot laces.
    then ...he's wishing he could dissapear up his own crack!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd look at him and say "hey you look like my long lost twin...pity bout your small cock" then smile and walk off...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your stuffed if they are an "identical" twin
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    MrG wrote:
    your stuffed if they are an "identical" twin
    because then they know you have a small willy too ;<
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