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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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hi i am 17 and i don't know what to do! my penis is bent, and has been for a while now. i want to know is there anything i can do. i am a virgin and so don't know how women will respond. please help!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't worry - everybody's penises are different, and loads have a bit of a bend to them - you're not unusual, and it won't stop women being interested.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmmmm......my dick curves off to the right but thats an advantage as i can vary the pressure mcuh more and my girl likes if from the side. It should be an advantage for u too.

    cheer up <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    actually i think is caused by the way u keep ur dick in ur panrs, it should straighten out when u go up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Actually I reckon it's caused by the shape of your hand <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    But seriously, poor_boy, it doesn't matter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lmao@JB...
    nah wouldnt worry bout it... no big thing.. but reckon some girls shopuld answer yhis.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's Chica's cue, I take it! So long as it doesn't resemble a crow-bar, you should be OK. It probably only seems like a prob because you worry about it so much. Don't. A big bitchy girl might say something, but the trick is, only sleep with the nice ones! Seriously, you have nothing to worry about, as long as everything else is in working order <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Come to think of it most guys I have slept with have got bent willys.
    I think most of them have sort of gone to one side.
    Dont worry about it I wouldnt be bothered if my fella had a bent one .
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    i agree with what everyone's said so far and dont want to worry you. but i heard about a condition that deposits some kind of plaque on the inside of the penis that can make it bend sharply either way, and i think its if this comes on after it previously being straight then youshould see a doc. i really dont know the facts on this, so dont quote me, but i just thought i should let you know. but i dont expect its anythign to worry about, a lot do bend one way or the other! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Every man's dick is individual, and many....bend...

    This is not unommon...mine bends to the left incidently, and i reckon it's an advantage in the sack. (well, you're making more of a thrust....more friction...better shag...for her anyway...and if it's better for her, believe me mate, it will soon be better for u!

    Sorry, got a bit carried away there!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm I was getting carried away reading it!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    even better for curving down her throat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    now everyones getting carried away!!!
    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hi i woulod just lie to say thank u to every one who reply to my subject. I t has made me feel a bit better about it so thanx a lot <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; i think this site is a really cool idea , but it is only good because of the people who write back to ur questions.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think I speak for everyone when I say thankyou poor_boy thats very nice of you to say.
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yo, I have a bent penis also, its actually (when floppy) bent all the way around my waist! its like a belt! it pisses me off i tell u! but when it goes hard, it straightens out and nearly pokes peoples eyes out! but i tell u one thing, i could represent my country in shagging, lovely smashing great!
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    anyone else get the feeling flimmyjoyd's exaggerating? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    anyone else get the feeling flimmyjoyd's exaggerating? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;


    Just a bit!!!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    Eyes are the window to ones heart....Tears are the proof that you have one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have the same problem jimmyfloyd, thank god there is someone else in the world with this terrible yet useful problem

    Arsenal gunner do the double, and do the chelsea at highbury!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok i got ur name wrong, sorry
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Look poor_boy. Take it from a cool guy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt; . I have 4 older bros and played lots of sports. There are quit of bit of guys with a curve. So cheer up. And not that I'm a freak but I've seen my share of porn and some stars curve. If I had a curve I would be proud <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; . You might even have a better chance of hitting that spot. Email me if you got any more issues. I will be more than happy to help you out.

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;
    I am who I am but the rest is 4u2 find out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by YES60:
    Look poor_boy. Take it from a cool guy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt; . I have 4 older bros and played lots of sports. There are quit of bit of guys with a curve. So cheer up. And not that I'm a freak but I've seen my share of porn and some stars curve. If I had a curve I would be proud <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; . You might even have a better chance of hitting that spot. Email me if you got any more issues. I will be more than happy to help you out.

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;


    CAN YOU NOT FUCKING SEE THESE POSTS ARE DEAD!! YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!

    YOU ARE NOT FUCKING COOL YOU ARE A TOSSER. U HAVE THE EGO THE SIZE OF YO MAMMA'S ASS AND A DICK THE SIZE OF UR BRAIN!! FOR FUCKS SAKE, LEAVE!
    I'll be sitting on top when it all goes wrong again
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the man has a point

    he has many actually

    <points far left>
    tis the exit <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    .... U HAVE THE EGO THE SIZE OF YO MAMMA'S ASS ....

    *hurt*
    Those are models legs, but are they womans or are they mens?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheEgoHasLanded:
    *hurt*

    not as much as ur mum would be <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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