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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hello, my name is StarMarsbar. I live in wales and I have no friends:( I like to perve on the ladies while talking about how sad an pathetic my worthless life is.


I also have a very small penis, I'm going to the Dr's about it soon. I hope everything will be ok, an implant may help.
But then again I'm still a virgin and I probably will be for a long time.

God bless

StarMarsbar xxxx

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes:
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    ???

    rofflez!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by dave_oliver
    :rolleyes:

    Dont you like me:(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by StarMarsbar
    Dont you like me:(

    possibly not
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why? I like you
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: hello:(
    Originally posted by StarMarsbar
    Hello, my name is StarMarsbar. I live in wales and I have no friends:( I like to perve on the ladies while talking about how sad an pathetic my worthless life is.


    I also have a very small penis, I'm going to the Dr's about it soon. I hope everything will be ok, an implant may help.
    But then again I'm still a virgin and I probably will be for a long time.

    God bless

    StarMarsbar xxxx

    i bet you're someone from irc arent you
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by StarMarsbar:
    Hello, my name is StarMarsbar. I live in wales and I have no friends. I like to perve on the ladies while talking about how sad an pathetic my worthless life is. I also have a very small penis, I'm going to the Dr's about it soon. I hope everything will be ok, an implant may help. But then again I'm still a virgin and I probably will be for a long time. God bless, StarMarsbar
    Indisputably, you are the winner of the award for the most original introduction. It's nice to meet you, StarMarsbar, what a distinctive username that is. Since you have issues to do with your penis, you might well find the Sex forums to be of use. You can also do searches which can show you some interesting results. If you're depressed about life, there are threads which could be of use to you. However, as I was saying, enjoy yourself and try not to worry too much.
    EDITED TO SAY: I would recommend you change your avatar (that little graphic that appears under your name whenever you post) as the moderators could have something to say about that one.
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    I
    EDITED TO SAY: I would recommend you change your avatar (that little graphic that appears under your name whenever you post) as the moderators could have something to say about that one.

    erm, whats wrong with it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT:
    erm, whats wrong with it?
    Well, it's a logo of a popular chocolate bar. Cynics might say that this constitutes advertising, which we're not allowed to do on this site.
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Well, it's a logo of a popular chocolate bar. Cynics might say that this constitutes advertising, which we're not allowed to do on this site.

    I've done it before and know of many others who have and nothing has been said.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT:
    I've done it before and know of many others who have and nothing has been said.
    Really? Hmm, okay. Thanks for that, Mr JsT.
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Really? Hmm, okay. Thanks for that, Mr JsT.

    No problem. Now leave the house, please.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Well, it's a logo of a popular chocolate bar. Cynics might say that this constitutes advertising, which we're not allowed to do on this site.
    Oh i didnt realise that was the case... although SG you should really check that up for sure b4 telling people! :)

    anyways, hello StarMarsbar and good luck with the small penis
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by aimz
    Oh i didnt realise that was the case... although SG you should really check that up for sure b4 telling people!
    I agree that I have jumped the gun on this occasion.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stargalaxy...you really are a total muppet sometimes dear :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *x*franki chicken*x*
    Stargalaxy...you really are a total muppet sometimes dear :p

    hahaha :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *x*franki chicken*x*
    Stargalaxy...you really are a total muppet sometimes dear.
    Indeed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, very droll :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: hello:(
    Originally posted by StarMarsbar
    Hello, my name is StarMarsbar. I live in wales and I have no friends:( I like to perve on the ladies while talking about how sad an pathetic my worthless life is.

    I also have a very small penis, I'm going to the Dr's about it soon. I hope everything will be ok, an implant may help.
    But then again I'm still a virgin and I probably will be for a long time.

    God bless

    StarMarsbar xxxx


    Can I just say: :confused: + :eek2: + WTF???
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Re: Re: hello:(
    Originally posted by otter
    Can I just say: :confused: + :eek2: + WTF???

    You just did. Well done! :thumb:
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