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Seriously Sick
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Okay just got back from Derby with my girlfriend, she was sat down at KFC whilst i went to get us both something to eat, whilst i was queuing i saw 2 lads (typical skagheaded chav losers) with some divvy chav tart, anyway i kept looking over to make sure the mrs was okay.
When i got out food, i sat down, and they went, this is when my girlfriend told me what they said.
Apparently there was this little girl running around while her parents were in the queue, one of these losers (all about 18ish) went to the other "i'd love a blowjob off a kid" all the while all three of them looking at her and laughing, the gal chav slut, then replied with "i could do with more than that"
Was sick, id of had to have said something if i had seen the pricks
Regardless of 2 weeks before me and my girlfriend were sat on the floor just inside the eagle center because she was feeling faint, when some other loser came up to me on his bike, i pulled my feet in, even though he had about 5 metres space to get through then he proceeded to run over my foot anyway - didnt feel a thing but thats not the point, obviously couldnt say anything, because behind him were 3 of his mates thinking he was the funniest prick in the world - and im not to bothered about getting a slapping, just dont fancy leavin the mrs on her own afterwards.
Why do we live in such a shit world, the things id like to do to them all would make me no better than them :mad:
When i got out food, i sat down, and they went, this is when my girlfriend told me what they said.
Apparently there was this little girl running around while her parents were in the queue, one of these losers (all about 18ish) went to the other "i'd love a blowjob off a kid" all the while all three of them looking at her and laughing, the gal chav slut, then replied with "i could do with more than that"
Was sick, id of had to have said something if i had seen the pricks
Regardless of 2 weeks before me and my girlfriend were sat on the floor just inside the eagle center because she was feeling faint, when some other loser came up to me on his bike, i pulled my feet in, even though he had about 5 metres space to get through then he proceeded to run over my foot anyway - didnt feel a thing but thats not the point, obviously couldnt say anything, because behind him were 3 of his mates thinking he was the funniest prick in the world - and im not to bothered about getting a slapping, just dont fancy leavin the mrs on her own afterwards.
Why do we live in such a shit world, the things id like to do to them all would make me no better than them :mad:
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i'm afraid i'd have done my accidently spilling hot coffee on someone routine ...
These people might of been joking, i didnt hear them myself, but thats what they said, all the while laughing at this little girl - Not something you'd joke about anyway IMO.
I kinda hope that they were joking... That, even if they were the biggest jerks the planet has ever seen, they wouldn't have said something like that for real. But that's probably just me living in my own little world...
No need for that, the story was bad enough without the need to add your own value judgements.
Your right i apologise, just over frustrated - i'll edit it to something more appropriate
add to that Brit James - the Mcdonalds in Derby, also dont dare do anything than walk through the entrance to the Eagle Centre next to Ann Summers, unless your chavved up, or running with no valuables.
Also the entrance to the Eagle centre next to Partners/Woolworths, seems to attract a fair few people that should be on probation orders.
Infact im starting to think when you see the sign for Derby you should just drive around it leaving a ½ mile bumper gap between you and Derby.
that makes me afraid to ever visit the UK..
you guys make it sound like you can't go anywhere w/out "chavs"
like we have trailer trash.. but the county i live in doesn't have any.... so i rarely have to deal with those kind of people...
i'm really sorry you have to put up with shit like that...
Naah, you'll be OK if you come to visit.
And less chance of getting shot then in the USA
hahahahahahahaahahaha.....
i dunno... the county i live in is the second richest in the country... and all the cities within this county are subarbs....
We do similar things at work all the time. Come up with suggestions for the sickest, perviest sexual acts and situations possible.
At work i go on about some pretty filthy stuff to pass the time also, some of it inappropriate! but i dont stare at a young girl and say how i love the idea of a blow job off a kid!
Oh and dont worry about coming to the UK its a good place usually, McD's and places like that are certainly a magnet for the utter losers in life though.
Now what the fuck was the point in that? It's about a 20 min walk down this wee windy road to actually get to the club house, so I assume they came in one of their shitty Novas/Corsas/Clios (delete as applicable). We were standing inside, doing no harm. One of the polis suggested maybe we were talking to one of the guys' girlfriends (yeaaah as if a ned could ever get anyone like that).
So now, my pals in hospital, scarred for the rest of his life, I've got a cut to fuck hand, and to top it all off I think my jeans are dirty.
honestly what was the fucking point in what they did?
slashing someone for NO point whatsoever is the most fucking stupidest thing someone can do, i hope they all die.
Welcome to Nedsville (Glasgow) ;[
Too bad I didn't glass him in the FACE.
Assholes.
aye, i hope they die ;<
You should have glasses the twat in the face.
Never mind, I'm sure they'll get killed in a car accident soon enough. :thumb:
I was going to punch him n just realised I still had the glass in my hand at the last minute. Wish I had though
Dreams only come true in Disney movies
Neds all look pretty much the same to me :razz:
I've found out who it is though. Like, 30 people from the party want to kick their ass now olollollo.
u head butted him pretty hard 2
Ellie says:
his nose burst all down his tracky top lol
הuкleªя קuppү // i have a stalker omg D;@~!@ says:
lmao
הuкleªя קuppү // i have a stalker omg D;@~!@ says:
MALKY!
הuкleªя קuppү // i have a stalker omg D;@~!@ says:
im so brave
הuкleªя קuppү // i have a stalker omg D;@~!@ says:
DOES IT TURN YOU ON BABY
Ellie says:
shut up
Ellie says:
r u ok?
ololol
I fucking hate when people are too big of a pussy to kick someones ass themselves, so get a bunch of other people to do it.
Dicks.
The bunch of shits, i remember walking up to football a few months ago and there was this loser shouting at his girlfriend, their kid was there too (they were both about 17)
Anyway he pushed her and she fell to the floor and he carried on shouting at her, at this point i had walked up to them, i told him to calm down, he told me to shut up and it was nothing to do with me, - so i explained i knew that, but you dont go around pushin gals, and that he should just calm the fuck down - he seemed to shut up, but as i walked off he threatened to smack me, i carried on walking off anyway.
THen a couple of days later i was with some of my mates and saw him, only this time he was less mouthy because he was on his own, and came up to apologise and shake my hand - i just explained i thought he was being a cock pushing a gal about and should make it up to her not me. - then he gave the old "Yeah, your right, but im never like it usually, i never even raise my voice to her usually" :yawn:
I went to a party last night, and there were some dirty chavs there. Without starting a racial issue up, loads of fucking shitty Asians appeared out of nowhere and somewhat gatecrashed. So when it was last rounds, so to speak, practically everyone was slipping their glasses and bottles into their arse pockets. Soon we got outside some girl suckah-punched another, her boyfriend tried to stop her, some of the Azn Pryd started kicking in on him, some white chav smashed the first bottle. Then another bottle smashed. Then the Pryd'z Nova came belting round the corner with their reinforcements. Meanwhile, round the other side of the club, some chap randomly dropped the dome on this peaceful chap's nose and owned it, some other chap laid him out. Another shitty car came...
All this and I had like, nothing to do with it. I walked round the front after watching all the ownage take place (the Pryd got pwned ;>) and this white chav was standing against the wall with one of my mates, looking like he was about to cry with his pussy flesh wound on his hand. I said, 'you alright mate?' to which he replies 'WHIT YUO WNT SUM AS WELL DO YA?'. Omg. I was like, look at the size of you. Look at your hand. You have no hand. You've already been ruined once tonight, let's go biatch pow pow. But then my mate came up an' was like "leave him kk he's with me". And he's like "RIET SUM1 ROUND THERE (the other side of the club) IS GONA GET BANGED OUT MAN!!!1". He walked off into the fog, probably to get 'Pryded'.
Saturdays are so cool.