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Rent a Baby

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just got back from my friend's house and was playing with his 6 month old baby!! He's sooo cute, ... you should be able to rent babies for the day to play with from time to time!!!

They're also very tiring though so the novelty runs out soon..

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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Rent A Baby - Part of Hellmoron plc.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, playing with other people's babies is always fun, cos you can give them back when they're smelly/noisy/sliming/all of the preceeding.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    Yeah, playing with other people's babies is always fun, cos you can give them back when they're smelly/noisy/sliming/all of the preceeding.

    :yes: playing with babies are fun,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    :yes: playing with babies are fun,

    Espacially if they got cool toys!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    Espacially if they got cool toys!!!

    tehy get the best toys :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    Espacially if they got cool toys!!!

    That's the only reason to buy a 2 yr old a scalextrix or a RC car, so that you can play with it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Groovaybaby
    *shudders*

    ???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    ???

    I think it's either the way you phrased it or the "are". I'd go with the former, you perv :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah because i am really a fucking kiddy fidler, GET REAL anyone who thinks that are a bunch of fuckers
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jazza Bing
    I think it's either the way you phrased it or the "are". I'd go with the former, you perv :p

    or that she doesn't like babies. but I wouldn't put loads on that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    yeah because i am really a fucking kiddy fidler, GET REAL anyone who thinks that are a bunch of fuckers

    Have you got your period or something?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    yeah because i am really a fucking kiddy fidler, GET REAL anyone who thinks that are a bunch of fuckers

    Calm down for fuck sake man. It was a joke. I thought the " :p " was a wee bit of a hint.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    yeah because i am really a fucking kiddy fidler, GET REAL anyone who thinks that are a bunch of fuckers

    You have hostility problems.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne
    You have hostility problems.

    You have erection problems.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    You have erection problems.

    im doubting what you say but how would you know?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    yeah because i am really a fucking kiddy fidler, GET REAL anyone who thinks that are a bunch of fuckers

    :rolleyes: it could not have been more obvious he was kidding. Are you TRYING to get people to rip you Graeme?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    You have erection problems.

    Em been telling you stories again? :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    yeah because i am really a fucking kiddy fidler, GET REAL anyone who thinks that are a bunch of fuckers

    but the THING is you might WELL be from the amount of crap YOU POST and the way you randomly emphasise words that dont need TO be EMPHASISED.

    And the way you say "anyone are a bunch of fuckers". What did you get in your english exam again? Thought you were supposed to be getting an A++++++++++++*****plusstarplus!¬211++1+++**
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    Thought you were supposed to be getting an A++++++++++++*****plusstarplus!¬211++1+++**

    teehee it never gets old! :lol:
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