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Extra Length on Condoms

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
After getting my ruler out & measuring my manhood dimensions then doing a little bit of condom website browsing.

I came across that the widths available fit well with my width but then the length is where things get a bit excessive for my length.

Say the length is 7" as standard then what would I do with the extra length of the condom because my willy ain't no 7" wonder.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eh?

    Condoms are made of latex for a reason- they stretch to fit.

    Bear in mind, of course, that they have to be longer than the penis otherwise they will split when the man ejaculates, which is why you should always pinch the end of them when rolling them on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't you just stop rolling when you get to the end of your knob? :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Don't you just stop rolling when you get to the end of your knob? :/

    Precisely. You just stop unrolling it when you can't unroll it any more ....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Don't you just stop rolling when you get to the end of your knob? :/

    Well...I supose as its strecthy you could always strecth it over your balls to.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That sounds quite unpleasant.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Well...I supose as its strecthy you could always strecth it over your balls to.

    *giggles*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sometimes, I think it would be easier if people abstained from sex altogether. But I must admit that's rather impractical.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Teagan
    Precisely. You just stop unrolling it when you can't unroll it any more ....

    Thanks that's the answer I was looking for:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Extra Length on Condoms
    Originally posted by Crispy
    Say the length is 7" as standard then what would I do with the extra length of the condom because my willy ain't no 7" wonder.

    So what did your ruler reveal?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Sometimes, I think it would be easier if people abstained from sex altogether.

    Neeeever gonna happen mate
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Extra Length on Condoms
    Originally posted by JustWondering
    So what did your ruler reveal?

    None of your business unless your going to be on the receiving end of my willy:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but would i be able to feel anything???

    *cough* chode! *cough*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    but would i be able to feel anything???

    *cough* chode! *cough*

    Feel anything??? Seems like you're CHOKING on it! :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i guess i have to explain all the jokes on this website then eh? :rolleyes:

    click here for an explanation

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Condoms come in so many varieties and flavours now. A few years ago, while I was at college, a friend of mine gave me a mint flavoured condom! Since I was getting no action in the bedroom department, I had to use the condom as a chewing gum. :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    *cough* chode! *cough*

    Hmm ok. No 'chode' here.
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