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Your perfect day

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Describe your perfect day...it can be however you want it...

Mines: I'm around 22. I'm in my apartment...the light's off it's like 2am...blinds are closed but the street light is shinin' through, illuminating the room. Someone is lying next to me...someone I've been dating. They're sweaty...but not smelly sweaty...just really warm...they're shirts off, sweat's on their body, as is mine. We kiss...slowly...but roughly. Through the rest of the day, through echaustion we are extremely drowsy, sleepy. We have sex...many times. Lude and dirrty but passionate and warm...lust filled and rythmatic. The room stays dark only sillhouting the other person's body...

It's 3am, next morning. They leave. I can't get up...I'm exhausted and extrmely tired. I sleep.

C

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well for one it would have involved not reading that. guess today wasn't the perfect day then, maybe tomorrow.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    well for one it would have involved not reading that. guess today wasn't the perfect day then, maybe tomorrow.

    Awww :( kinda freaky.. well un-neeed

    TO GRAPHIC... a porno films less graphic than that :p

    my perfect day is being hooked up to morphine/pethadime (sp) god.. I am hooked to that stuff:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chriss-kun
    :rolleyes:

    you asked for it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oohhh Hellfire it's you!!

    Quoting a friend of mine "I'd love to drag you into a field by the hair and shoot you through the back of the head."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chriss-kun
    Oohhh Hellfire it's you!!

    Quoting a friend of mine "I'd love to drag you into a field by the hair and shoot you through the back of the head."

    Scott I bet,

    Quoting myself "your a cunt"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be in NZ waking up next to *ahem*



    *sigh* :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep, Scott.

    And, to finish your quote... "
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blnde_BombShell
    I'd be in NZ waking up next to *ahem*



    *sigh* :p

    tut tut.. naughty girl;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chriss-kun
    :rolleyes:

    oh how i love replies with pictures. they are fun because you dont have to read anything and you can just look at the picture and make up your own little story best suited to yourself.


    and just to stay on topic, i've already had my perfect day many many times and it goes something like, hagning with probably 5 or so people wake and bake, take a nap, eat, coke and some more smoke, some nintendo, maybe some tv, more coke, more tv, more coke, more pot, adult swim and fall asleep. :heart: ahhh the good ol days. oh silly me, i forgot to add that there shall always be a cold beer by my side. its where i find my heaven.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    oh how i love replies with pictures. they are fun because you dont have to read anything and you can just look at the picture and make up your own little story best suited to yourself.

    LAZY:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sounds like your perfect day chris belongs in the sex forum,:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol :D ...

    What about you Ash...what would be your perfect day.

    *Is genuinly interested*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BOYS BOYS.....COME ON NOW!!

    there's enough of me to go around!!! :p:lol:


    only kidding. Now stop this non-sense. You all need to grow up :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blnde_BombShell
    BOYS BOYS.....COME ON NOW!!

    there's enough of me to go around!!! :p:lol:
    [/SIZE]

    is there :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chriss-kun
    lol :D ...

    What about you Ash...what would be your perfect day.

    *Is genuinly interested*



    I could even answer that :p

    (Nick)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    ..., adult swim and fall asleep.

    You like adult swim? :D

    Wish we got that here...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chriss-kun
    You like adult swim? :D

    Wish we got that here...

    its the best man :D except for saturdays and after 11:30 because then its that shitty horrid stupid japanese cartoon crap. i'd rather stick dull sporks into my eyes until i bleed than watch that wretched shit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blnde_BombShell
    I could even answer that :p

    (Nick)

    oh you know me too well
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my perfect day will be today.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    its the best man :D except for saturdays and after 11:30 because then its that shitty horrid stupid japanese cartoon crap. i'd rather stick dull sporks into my eyes until i bleed than watch that wretched shit.

    It's a freakin' channel? I thought it was just a production team!

    Why didn't you tell me? :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wake up around 8 - Not tired in the slightest
    Breakfast at half past, a nice full English breakfast.
    Shit at 9am with a good magazine for 10 minutes.
    Shower sex at 9:15.
    Shave at 10.
    Pop down the show to get daily stuff at half 10 and relax watching TV and drinking coffee until half 11.
    Light lunch at noon, followed by topless football in the park.
    Shopping at 2pm until 4pm.
    Sofa sex.
    Bit of dinner.
    Half an hour on the xbrick until 6pm.
    Go out to the pub at around 7 and go for an Indian meal at around 9pm
    Come back slightly drunk at around half 11.
    Watch TV by the coal fire.
    Quick shower at 1ish.
    Bed sex.
    Sleep.


    What a fucking day!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    It's a freakin' channel? I thought it was just a production team!

    Why didn't you tell me? :(

    Nah, adult swim is just a section of the night programming Saturday thru Thursday... check this... I will now prove my lameness

    central time M-TH
    10 - family guy
    10:30 - futurama
    11 - aqua teen hunger force
    11:30 - 12:30 - japanese bullshit
    1am - starts series over

    Saturday
    10 - futurama
    after 10:30 - lots of crap

    Sunday
    10 - futurama (?)
    10:30 - 11 - harvy birdman, brack show, athf, sealab (order unknown)
    11:30 - baby blues
    12 - mission hill
    12:30 - home movies

    yes, kill me now i have no life
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You don't need a life when you can watch....
    Originally posted by my_name
    family guy, futurama, aqua teen hunger force, harvy birdman, sealab (order unknown), baby bluesand home movies.

    All top quality shows. And at reasonable times as well. Last time I checked, Baby Blues was on at 2 am. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh the shame :( you can be my mail order husband and then you can watch it all 5 nights a week! :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeay! Green card. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm, I notice a theme developing here :p

    Originally posted by Capacity

    Shower sex at 9:15.

    Sofa sex.

    Bed sex.


    Not that it's a bad thing though. My perfect day would involve beautiful, deserted countryside, sunny weather, a picnic and my fella. Then back to a little country inn or the like, for dinner, a moonlit walk, drinks and then bed ;) I admit I haven't factored in time for shit, but this is just a rough idea :lol:

    Now if only I could get him off the sofa and into my little dream world... *sigh*
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