if you were.....

Former Member · July 2004

A hooker or a gigalo, what would you do (or not do) and how much would you charge??

Just a bit of fun .. LOL

Former Member · July 2004

I'd charge per 'thing' not per half hour/hour or whatever.

I wouldn't like to say what I'd so. :angel:

Former Member · July 2004

If i were a hooker...I'd have exit only tatooed on my bottom and do sexual favors by payment of tubs of mango sorbet

Former Member · July 2004

id charge people by the act aswell, make more £££ that way (not that ive ever sat down and thought about it, lol)!! Id do just regular stuff (sex, bj's etc), nothing kinky/extreme (save that for a relationship

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Former Member · July 2004

If I were a gigalo, Ild charge by the act, and theres very little i wont do, except anything with animals. Eeeww!

Former Member · July 2004

I'd have a sliding scale. Id do a thin 20 year old for 20 quid. A fat 50 year old would be well into the hundreds.

Everyone wants a piece of the Bacon.

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by Tim Bacon
Id do a thin 20 year old for 20 quid.

Even if she was dog ugly?

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by Tim Bacon

Everyone wants a piece of the Bacon.

slice would have sounded much better than piece. Although it still made me chuckle for some odd reason.

I'd be a shallow hooker and lower the rates depending on how fit/hygenic they were.

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by lucifer devil
Even if she was dog ugly?

Well it would be dark innit.

I'd probably have to change my rates for daytime and nightime. Good thinking devil.

Originally posted by Carolina
slice would have sounded much better than piece. Although it still made me chuckle for some odd reason.

What about Rasher? Would that work

Former Member · July 2004

Kinda the same as Carolina;
Cuter they are the less I'd charge

Charge hourly rate for just sex then any other sexual acts, e.g. BJs, etc - they want done on top of that will be charged extra.

Oooo... and TimBacon as a point there. Charge more for during the day incase you turn to face an ugly bake... :eek:

Former Member · July 2004

I'd probably do most "normal" things. And I'd charge a fortune because I'd be an Escort David rather than one of the smack-heads on a street corner.

There was a thing in Cosmo a bit ago about students increasingly turning to being escort agents- they get wined, dined and 69'd, and get paid £500 for the privilege. Hm.

Former Member · July 2004

On a more serious note though, i think it's a bit sad how people feel that the only way they'll ever get sex is if they pay for it.

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by Kermit
On a more serious note though, i think it's a bit sad how people feel that the only way they'll ever get sex is if they pay for it.

Or to just guarantee it's only about sex rather than risking in leading that person along...

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
Or to just guarantee it's only about sex rather than risking in leading that person along...

I don't really think that that is an issue for many people who use hookers, to be honest. The lack of attachment is an attraction, especially for married people who want the excitement the partner doesn't any more, but it does depend on who is using the service.

Apparently women are becoming mroe likely to use an escort, because they acn experiment without any commitments or any chance of the news leaking out.

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by Kermit
I don't really think that that is an issue for many people who use hookers, to be honest.

Talking from experience, eh?!

I try not to judge. I personally have nothing against it, even though I wouldn't see myself doing it.

Former Member · July 2004

If I were a male escort, I'd have a problem in shagging women I thought were ugly!! Is that an overly shallow attitude? Maybe. I think that probably IS an issue with most prostitutes though, even though the majority might have sex with people they weren't ordinarily attracted to!

Former Member · July 2004

well due to the fact that brothels may be legalised, gimme a month or two some cash and ill tell you what works for me

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
Talking from experience, eh?!

Tsk *he-whore bitchslap*

I try not to judge. I personally have nothing against it, even though I wouldn't see myself doing it.

I don't know, if it was all consenting and happy then I would have no problems with it.

The whole industry is fuelled by drug addiction and illegal immigrants, though. It's one of the main reasons why I want to see it legalised, or at least tolerated- the weak who are forced into it will get the protection that they need.

Former Member · July 2004

Id be more of a pimp cause I love sex to much to charge-:D

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by Kermit
...I want to see it legalised, or at least tolerated- the weak who are forced into it will get the protection that they need.

I would like it to be legalised as well... as you say so they can gain the protection they need. The ones who are forced, as well as the ones that are willing.

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by Tim Bacon
What about Rasher? Would that work

'Everyone wants a rasher of the bacon'.

Nah.

Former Member · July 2004

Originally posted by kaptin pikarrrd
If I were a male escort, I'd have a problem in shagging women I thought were ugly!! Is that an overly shallow attitude? Maybe. I think that probably IS an issue with most prostitutes though, even though the majority might have sex with people they weren't ordinarily attracted to!

No, it's not shallow. It's called having standards.

Former Member · July 2004

Nah, it's not shallow. It's called life.

A lot of escorts only do it by thinking of the Prada shoes. And prostitutes generally are either too out of it on brown or too scared of the pimp to complain.

if you were.....

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