Religion 101

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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  July 2004

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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  July 2004

  Re: Religion 101
  

  Originally posted by xicoperez
  TAOISM: Shit happens.
  
  BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it`s not really shit.
  
  ISLAM: If shit happens, it`s the will of Allah.
  
  PROTESTANTISM: Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough.
  
  JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  
  HINDUISM: This shit happened before.
  
  CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
  
  HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama.
  
  T.V. EVANGELISM: Send more shit.
  
  ATHEISM: No shit.
  
  JEHOVAH`S WITNESS: Knock knock, shit happens.
  
  HEDONISM: There`s nothing like a good shit happening.
  
  CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit happens in your mind.
  
  AGNOSTICISM: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn`t.
  
  EXISTENCIALISM: What is shit anyway?
  
  STOICISM: This shit doesn`t bother me.
  
  RASTAFARIANISM: Let`s smoke this shit.
  
  I couldn't sleep...

  copied pasted and sent in an email ...thankyou ...you wouldn't believe your timing.

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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  July 2004

  Re: Re: Religion 101
  

  Originally posted by morrocan roll
  copied pasted and sent in an email ...thankyou ...you wouldn't believe your timing.

  
  

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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  July 2004

  Originally posted by J
  Then what would humanity use as an excuse for wars? I was trained to be an atheist at school, the logical scientific mind that we get from writing with our right hand and from science lectures is all we need in life. :yeees:

  
  I think war is more a case of ignorance than religion to be honest.
  
  But the original post is midly amusing

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