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Jack Schitt
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Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage revealed...
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt!" Now you can handle the situation...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt - a high school dropout.
After being married for fifteen years, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt - Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt!" you can correct them! No Schitt, eh?
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt!" Now you can handle the situation...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt - a high school dropout.
After being married for fifteen years, Jack Schitt and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt - Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt!" you can correct them! No Schitt, eh?
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No, 'cos I still don't know 'him'.
Where the fuck did you go?!
I was thinking the same thing...
And yes, I posted this just recently.
http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=64150&highlight=You+dont+know+Jack+Schitt
And me, I've been about and thought i'd revisit the ol' haunt
sheesh
He's called Noah - he had a big boat, an ark you might call it, and I do believe that he was the last person I saw in possession of that particular joke.