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I know im sexy but...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
how can i increase my sexiness, smell, appearance clothes arent a problem, but just things like that in general, but making it look like i havent tried really hard, BUT i need to look great etc at 10.30pm after leaving my house at 11.am and having a band practice and not going home.

any tips?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Deoderant, clean teeth, plenty of water and confidence work a treat. A scent of aftershave works wonders and as long as you wear your clothes nstead of them wearing you you'll be fine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wash your face, spray on some smelly stuff and comb your hair or tie it back.

    sexy in a bottle:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get a haircut! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't ever wear Lynx.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    May we ask for a piccie of oneself so we can evaluate the case at hand?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by aimz
    May we ask for a piccie of oneself so we can evaluate the case at hand?

    Someones trying to speak very posh there, lol. Nice to see your volcabulary evolving though. A pretty girl with intelligence is far better than a pretty face with no personality at all. I'm not saying volcabulary clarifies intelligence, but it can show a portion of it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Isnt one the lucky one then?

    to have one posh twat of a girlfriend talking all posh?

    does any one discriminate against one talking posh, does one?

    :D (sorry just bored)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LmMfAo

    You used so many god damn ones, I think I lost the abilty to count past that very number!!

    In other news, I won't tell anybody that your real name is Mildred the 3rd lol :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Get a haircut! :D
    NO!!! dont let those evil scissors touch you lushus hair!!!

    Get it straightened:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Don't ever wear Lynx.

    Whats wrong with Lynx - Don't listen to Kermit - that lynx effect they are always going on about.............




    Its true us girls just don't like to admit it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm.

    I know when my darling fiance gets a smell of Lynx on the bus (or when our housemate's boyfriend decides to liberall perfum the whole fucking street with it) she makes a face not dissimilar to a bulldog chewing a wasp.

    They don't show that in the adverts :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think lynx is sexy! :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lynx is for wee schoolie boys. :yes:

    Get yourself some Gucci Rush for men. Oooh yeah, baby!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Get a haircut! :D
    fuck off lol
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