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I'm on the pull

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
After an extremely disasterous few months of actively trying to end my singleness (is that a word? It is now) it has come to this.

I'm pimping myself on this forum.

All applicants need to be female. And alive. Oh, and slightly normal.

See? I don't ask for much but where's it got me so far??

Me, I'm 29, work in the media/broadcasting, shaved head, have a 9 month old daughter (of course, I'm not with her mother), I've been told I'm occasionally funny, which I'm hoping is meant in a "ha-ha" kind of way....

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe you should look up "internet dating" on google....

    Wats the worse that can happen! :naughty:

    Bopz
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL I know the feeling... every summer I think "Oh well at least by next summer I probably won't be single anymore..." and yet again it looks like that :(

    But i'm not giving up... yet...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you really think girls make you happy?

    hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    from my experience, you're more likely to find someone if you're happy being single 'cause then you're just...a more attractive person. :)

    and pimping yourself is really not the answer! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1. this isn't a pick-up joint
    2. I'm moving this to relationships where some people may help you in your quest to be less desperate ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I actually met my boyfriend on this site LOL its not as sad as it sounds! We have been going out for 15 months now and are moving in together soon - so good luck it may well happen!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Put a bottle of ketchup in your window so the girls know your feeling a little... saucy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    you really think girls make you happy?

    No - women make me happy ;):D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Russ T Bitz
    No - women make me happy ;):D

    you're hardly going to find the right kinda woman if you're pimping yourself!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: I'm on the pull
    Originally posted by Russ T Bitz
    All applicants need to be female.

    Damn :( so close as well
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    you're hardly going to find the right kinda woman if you're pimping yourself!

    Figure of speech of course! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Susie
    1. this isn't a pick-up joint
    at school its blocked for being a match-making site.:chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Russ T Bitz
    Figure of speech of course! :D

    that woman..in your av...she looks like myleene. :no:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And you know what?

    It IS :)
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