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Summer BBQ's, lol
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>Definition of a BBQ...
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>It's the only type of cooking a "real man" will do. When a man
>volunteers to do the 'BBQ', the following chain of events are put into
>motion:
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>1) The woman goes to the store.
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>2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
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>3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is
>lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
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>4) The man places the meat on the grill.
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>5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
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>6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
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>7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
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>8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
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>9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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>10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
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>11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
>seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
>some women.
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>It's the only type of cooking a "real man" will do. When a man
>volunteers to do the 'BBQ', the following chain of events are put into
>motion:
>
>
>
>1) The woman goes to the store.
>
>
>
>2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
>
>
>
>3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
>with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is
>lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
>
>
>
>4) The man places the meat on the grill.
>
>
>
>5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
>
>
>
>6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
>
>
>
>7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
>
>
>
>8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
>
>
>
>9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
>
>
>
>10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
>
>
>
>11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
>seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
>some women.
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What an ace topic. Your barbie story has got me salivating.
Viva hot weather and fnger-licking food!
Mariam (mod)
a male conglomerate forms around the barbecue before the woman interferes, commenting and criticizing the technique of the chef, and such criticism can result in delegation of the cooking duties to the person foolish enough to open their mouth
also, law number 1 of barbecues.... ANYTHING can be improved in flavour by adding beer... marinade the steak in.... BEER..... add to the onions.... BEER....
how does one clean the barbecue? yes, you've guessed it.... BEER....