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be glad this didn't happen to you

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html
Penis explodes during sex

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

of course, he wouldn't be suffering if he'd TBTC. :D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: be glad this didn't happen to you
    Originally posted by n00b1e
    of course, he wouldn't be suffering if he'd TBTC. :D

    No, his balls would've exploded instead:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: be glad this didn't happen to you
    Originally posted by Kermit
    No, his balls would've exploded instead:p

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek: I wouldn't like that to happen to me:eek2: :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    She must have been good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    :lol:

    She must have been good.

    the rare case of being too good :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ouch :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: be glad this didn't happen to you
    Originally posted by n00b1e
    of course, he wouldn't be suffering if he'd TBTC. :D
    I cannot believe you're still here, and still going on about that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    painful :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: be glad this didn't happen to you
    Originally posted by piccolo
    I cannot believe you're still here, and still going on about that!

    some people can't take a hint i guess :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now that's FUNNY
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Talk about about a rush of blood to the head :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pop! goes the weasil!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Songbird
    Talk about about a rush of blood to the head :D

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: be glad this didn't happen to you
    Originally posted by piccolo
    I cannot believe you're still here, and still going on about that!

    just cos you don't believe you don't have to get all hostile
    Darkness 3:5 "And let the non-believers strike every blow they wish against ye brothers of the faithful, for they know not the light. Let ye not pass judgement on those who know not what they lash out against, for they too may in time know redemption."

    ..and if you wanna Give The Cock Freely, we shall not get angry at you either
    Humility 5:2 "Nay, do not judge those who GTCF- for they are your misguided brothers. Do not pass judgement on those who share your goals, regardless of the ends to which they seek their means. Act with humility to your brothers of this creed, for they too know the suffering the cruel grip of Vaginal Sorrow."

    Humility 5:2 "Do not fall victim to your own hubris, for that is the way of the darkness. Yay, and so Blue Balls or Wet Panties shall be striken unto anyone who is proud or arrogant. Be humbled, for you are a single part of a greater whole."

    anyways, i shall not be drawn into TBTC-related arguments, there is no need
    Redemption 9:4 "And so it was decreed that no manner of oppression from outside the ranks Vaginal Matriarchy shall be met with open hostility, further showing the virtues of true humility in the face of the non-believers. Yay, do not waste thine strength in matters concerning the non-believers, for the truly reverent shall find their path in time- and let no faithful be turned away from the Movement, for the Movement is all forgiving. And on this day it was decreed, let no sin be too great for the Movement's compassion to redeem."

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did you make all that stuff up? WIth the extracts from humility et al?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nah man it was a particularly wise member of teh brotherhood Joe. :D

    i merely spread the gospel innit
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