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JsTJsT TheSite GraduatePosts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
Create your own A-Team episode, and post it below.

Heres my little (football related) creation...



On tonight's A-Team, Trevor Birch has an old friend who's in a consortium. But his friend has a big problem. A rival consortium is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already back stabbed his friend's son, and tried to steal the stadium.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Repo is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the consortium, but she prefers Geoffrey Richmond. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the FA disciplinary panel.

The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival consortium. Geoffrey Richmond says, ''I'm just an unpaid advisor''. Trevor Birch throws two guys through a window. Repo gets a black eye and Geoffrey Richmond doesn't even break a sweat.

But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Krasner, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a smoke-filled room. Repo says, ''Take over my arse!''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored private jet out of a fish tank, an office desk, three paper clips, five elastic bands and odds 'n ends.

The A-Team escapes and goes into Krasner's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to build the biggest Asda in the world, and that stadium was the key.'' complains Krasner, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the FA disciplinary panel.

''Another job done - I'm off to Villa'' says Trevor Birch.


Fin

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quite authentic, i feel:


    The gardener's
    plank
    by Kaffrin


    On tonight's A-Team, mr. t has an old friend who's a gardener. But his friend has a big problem. A rival gardener is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already clubbed his friend's daughter, and tried to steal a plank.
    The rest of the team arrives to help. face, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the gardener, but she prefers murdoch. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by big chief smith.

    The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival gardener. murdoch says, ''do you have to stick your ass in my face?''. mr. t throws two guys through a window. face gets a black eye and murdoch doesn't even break a sweat.

    But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, big chump, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a portkabin. face says, ''hmm. shit.''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored big ass van out of drills and odds 'n ends.

    The A-Team escapes and goes into big chump's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to capture the president, and that plank was the key.'' complains big chump, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for big chief smith.

    ''ah piddy tha foo''' says mr. t.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My A-Team Episode Synopsis
    The soldier of fortune 's
    Television
    by Graeme


    On tonight's A-Team, B.A. has an old friend who's a soldier of fortune . But his friend has a big problem. A rival soldier of fortune is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already killed his friend's uncle, and tried to steal a Television.
    The rest of the team arrives to help. Hannibal, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the soldier of fortune , but she prefers Murdock. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by Military Police.

    The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival soldier of fortune . Murdock says, ''ehhhh..whats up doc''. B.A. throws two guys through a window. Hannibal gets a black eye and Murdock doesn't even break a sweat.

    But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Don capriati, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a Hotel. Hannibal says, ''Oh fuck.. we're screwed''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored Helicopter out of Robots and odds 'n ends.

    The A-Team escapes and goes into Don capriati's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was Revenge, and that Television was the key.'' complains Don capriati, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for Military Police.

    ''I aint going on no plane'' says B.A..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Another one

    My A-Team Episode Synopsis
    The Iraq
    Affair
    by Graeme


    The A-Team is hired by Sarah to go to Iraq to rescue Sarah's Cousin from Bobby big balls, who is intent on taking control of Iraq.
    Because B.A. is afraid to fly they Poke him in the eye and Murdock flies them to Iraq. They arrive and go into the nearest Yates where they get into a fight after asking about the client's Cousin. They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers.

    The little village in Iraq is living in terror of Bobby big balls and the accompanying band of thugs. Murdock convinces the villagers to let them go by saying, ''They may take our lifes but there never take our FREEDOM''

    Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn Robots and a big Dragunov Svd sniper rifle into a deadly Armoured tank. Hannibal pretends to be Mcdonalds seceriaty gaurds, but Bobby big balls catches on and tries to Assault Hannibal. Face rescues Hannibal at the last second. Then Hannibal goes in the 'front door' in their deadly Armoured tank. They manage to defeat all the thugs.

    Bobby big balls holds a gun to Sarah's Cousin's head and escapes using the deadly Armoured tank as transportation. The A-Team pursues them. Face shoots out the side window. When Bobby big balls slows down to take a turn Sarah's Cousin jumps out and is helped up by Murdock. Hannibal throws explosives, causing the deadly Armoured tank to crash and flip over. Bobby big balls climbs out unharmed. Hannibal says ''Woohoo''. The A-Team leaves Bobby big balls tied up for the authorities.

    And in the little village in Iraq there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to Poke him in the eye again.
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Mental Note: You are meant to use fictional characters in place of characters from the A Team - normally makes it more humourous
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Mental Note: You are meant to use fictional characters in place of characters from the A Team - normally makes it more humourous

    but then it wouldn't be the a-team. it's just be a program about some people, and if i wanted that, i'd be watching channel 5.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    but then it wouldn't be the a-team. it's just be a program about some people, and if i wanted that, i'd be watching channel 5.

    :lol: doesn't do justice to how funny I find this thread
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On tonight's A-Team, a-team member has an old friend who's a male escort. But his friend has a big problem. A rival male escort is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already murdered his friend's brother, and tried to steal a lighter.
    The rest of the team arrives to help. another a-team member, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the male escort, but she prefers a thrid member of a-team. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by copper.

    The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival male escort. a thrid member of a-team says, ''what the fuck.''. a-team member throws two guys through a window. another a-team member gets a black eye and a thrid member of a-team doesn't even break a sweat.

    But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, mr. villain, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a smoking room. another a-team member says, ''fuck this, dude.''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored car out of screwdrivers and odds 'n ends.

    The A-Team escapes and goes into mr. villain's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was revenge, and that lighter was the key.'' complains mr. villain, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for copper.

    ''so fuck off.'' says a-team member.



    the end and then the show gets canceled.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ha, push people into jet engines, good
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On tonight's A-Team, Andy The Sadistic Plank has an old friend who's a Shit sweeper. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Shit sweeper is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already Shit on his shingles his friend's Cousin, and tried to steal a Bong.
    The rest of the team arrives to help. Mr T, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Shit sweeper, but she prefers Mike Hunt. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by The Police.

    The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Shit sweeper. Mike Hunt says, ''What are you? A spokesman for a sausage-fest?''. Andy The Sadistic Plank throws two guys through a window. Mr T gets a black eye and Mike Hunt doesn't even break a sweat.

    But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Andy the ****, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a Sitting room. Mr T says, ''Ohhh shit, we got ourselves a Turd!''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored Bastard out of Cars and odds 'n ends.

    The A-Team escapes and goes into Andy the ****'s territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was To piss off stoners with no weed, and that Bong was the key.'' complains Andy the ****, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for The Police.

    ''And that wraps that shite up'' says Andy The Sadistic Plank.
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 I am one with The Mix
    Funny, and yet oh so true Shiny!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShIne

    that is definatly the best one i've read
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shiney, why would Sting be chasing the A-Team? :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Shiney, why would Sting be chasing the A-Team? :confused:

    cuz hes evil... yet creepishly attractive
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Shiney, why would Sting be chasing the A-Team? :confused:

    Mr T stole all of his jewellery, and totally nicked his style, fo' :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    cuz hes evil... yet creepishly attractive

    That actually makes sense :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm, what mood was i in???

    My A-Team Episode Synopsis
    The prostitute's
    dildo
    by Jemz


    On tonight's A-Team, Murdoch has an old friend who's a prostitute. But his friend has a big problem. A rival prostitute is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already fucked his friend's sister, and tried to steal a dildo.
    The rest of the team arrives to help. mr t, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the prostitute, but she prefers hannibal. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by playboy bunny.

    The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival prostitute. hannibal says, ''eat donkey dick''. Murdoch throws two guys through a window. mr t gets a black eye and hannibal doesn't even break a sweat.

    But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Madame Chichi, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a brothel. mr t says, ''oh shit''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored unicycle out of vibrator and odds 'n ends.

    The A-Team escapes and goes into Madame Chichi's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to own the world's largest whorehouse, and that dildo was the key.'' complains Madame Chichi, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for playboy bunny.

    ''i want your babies'' says Murdoch
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Never seen the prog, but here goes...

    My A-Team Episode Synopsis
    The dustman's
    lava lamp
    by Kristian


    On tonight's A-Team, John Smith has an old friend who's a dustman. But his friend has a big problem. A rival dustman is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already thumped his friend's cousin, and tried to steal a lava lamp.
    The rest of the team arrives to help. Captain Murdock, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the dustman, but she prefers Lieutenent Peck. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by George W Bush.

    The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival dustman. Lieutenent Peck says, ''Are you feeling lucky punk?''. John Smith throws two guys through a window. Captain Murdock gets a black eye and Lieutenent Peck doesn't even break a sweat.

    But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Slater the Slasher, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a bathroom. Captain Murdock says, ''I'm trying to look on the bright side, but it looks rather dark''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored F1 car out of can crushers and odds 'n ends.

    The A-Team escapes and goes into Slater the Slasher's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to smear dog crap over Cherie Blair's face, and that lava lamp was the key.'' complains Slater the Slasher, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for George W Bush.

    ''I need a piss; anybody want to join me?'' says John Smith.
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