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Legs over his shoulders....
Im never doing this position EVER AGAIN its like being pumped up and deflated like a balloon
Im never doing this position EVER AGAIN its like being pumped up and deflated like a balloon
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It was just so embarressing and i needed to tell someone
Vaginal "burps", or Queefs, are funny. Don't be put off by them happening. And don't be put off trying that position again (it's a good position!). Just learn to laugh at them as they're just a normal part of sex.
Ever since I told him not to go so deep, sore on ze old cervix ;(
Tell him not to go so fast, and deep.
But erm, yeah..for some odd reason if we're in missionary, we get sorta farting noises between our chests. I have no idea why, but they're laughed off which I'm pleased about
Yarrr
LMAO We get that chest noise when I'm messing around with my bloke! It's when I'm on top, leaning down. I've likened it to a chicken clucking round a farm
it just had this girl laying on the ground with her crotch in the air and she made herself queef a thousand times. I was utteraly discusted by it. :yuck:
It does sound quite interesting.
And you're not allowed to reveal a nipple at the Superbowl?
I can do it too.....but only when im starkers...so noooooo i will no tbe doing that at partys....like my mate does.
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the problem is i couldnt stop laughing!
It kinda hurt anyway cos of all the air being pushed in so i doubt i'll do it again !!
My friend calls them "lady trumps".
same here!
must be like when you're putting your palm under the armpit and squeeze it.
anyways, dead funny... me and my g/f even do it on purpose when we're in a whacky mood
What a lovely party trick :yuck:
Though it depends on whether she has a nice muff or not...:p