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Have any of you men...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
...actually received a blow job while watching the footy with a beer in your hand? :)

Intensely curious, becuase it seems to be every guy's dream (well, maybe not wildest sexual fantasy but you know what I mean) but does it ever actually happen???

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: No, it hasn't happened. ...I don't like watching footy. Did once while Bargain Hunt was on, but thinking of it in that way is scary! :nervous: Though I wasn't actually watching the telly, it just happened to be on. Honest!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Have any of you men...
    Originally posted by perfect***day
    ...actually received a blow job while watching the footy with a beer in your hand? :)

    Intensely curious, becuase it seems to be every guy's dream (well, maybe not wildest sexual fantasy but you know what I mean) but does it ever actually happen???

    It wont be happening to me I'm sure, Laura would be far too interested in the football :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wouldn't be able to concentrate on either so she'd be down there for ages with no "end result" ;)

    Getting one whilst watching porn though, done that :D
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I got one with the footy on.

    2/3 isn't bad :)
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Re: Re: Have any of you men...
    Originally posted by Mist
    It wont be happening to me I'm sure, Laura would be far too interested in the football :D

    too damn right :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :no: an i couldnt, id be to interested in the footy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It ain't my dream, she'd just get in the way and I'd miss the goals :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't watch/like football so only if it's on in the backround, but I don't think that really counts...I'd prefer it with beer in one hand spliff in the other, that sounds fun actually...:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Have any of you men...
    Originally posted by perfect***day
    ...actually received a blow job while watching the footy with a beer in your hand? :)

    Intensely curious, becuase it seems to be every guy's dream (well, maybe not wildest sexual fantasy but you know what I mean) but does it ever actually happen???

    Yes...but without the beer in the hand part! it was about Feb last year and i was watching Man United vs Juventus..where United won 3-0 in Turin (Yesssss) and my gf just decided that she would milk me there and then....so me being well me thought hell yeah! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah ive had a beer watching the game with her giving me a great BJ,Thing is ended up fucking like rabbits and missed the end of the match!

    Have had it on one or two other occasions too-
    If we are tolerant with you women when you are on your cycle patient and still having sex when allowed, the least you could do is be tolerant of us while were watching the game, let we oblige and still let you perform sexual acts on us! How caring are we
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Christ, you wouldn't want to disturb my bloke between football, even if it was a blowjob - he's too engrossed in it and he'd not be able to sit still and enjoy, he'd wanna dance about the joint singing bigotted songs, cheering on some team I dunno :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah this has not been done on me. I wouldn't really mind about the beer and the footy though, I wouldn't be concentrating on those things anyways.

    To say I love my football I'd turn it down to be with my gf.
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