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5K! Post Whore!
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Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Can't believe I've finally got to 5,000 posts. What on earth have I made 5,000 posts on? Ok, most of you will probably say "sex and perving", but that's not all of them! ...only 4,900 (approx). 
It's taken me about 18 months to get there, and it only seems like yesterday *takes a rose tinted stroll down memory lane*.
Not as if it's a target I've been aiming for, or post whoring for, and I usually try to contribute something in a post.
Now, listen you lot. I normally do a private rolleyes :rolleyes: when I see someone going on about their post count, so don't bother with congratulations, or insults, or adding even more rolleyes smilies. In fact, don't reply at all!
...and so endeth my 5,000th post.
Mr_Wobble
It's taken me about 18 months to get there, and it only seems like yesterday *takes a rose tinted stroll down memory lane*.
Not as if it's a target I've been aiming for, or post whoring for, and I usually try to contribute something in a post.Now, listen you lot. I normally do a private rolleyes :rolleyes: when I see someone going on about their post count, so don't bother with congratulations, or insults, or adding even more rolleyes smilies. In fact, don't reply at all!
...and so endeth my 5,000th post.
Mr_Wobble
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Hey, I've just noticed I have a new status! "No Life Poster" :hyper: How did they know? :chin:
Maybe they read your threads?
you've been here what, 1 more month than me and you've got over 4,000 more posts than me. :eek2:
honey i don't belive you........
next you'd start crying like bloody paltrow
The free sex is reacing 1000 posts. Foo' :rolleyes:
5000 posts is nothing...look at Turtle!
anyways, congrats Mr Wobble :thumb: may you next 5000 post be just as errr wobbly?
I got the Tshirt but no sex
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