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silly childish rhyms :)
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just a little silliness to start with, can any one remeber some of the childish ( maybe rude ) they used to sing or say when they where on there way to and from school ,or over times ,
milk, milk , lemoade, round the corner chocalates made:eek:
( to the tune of yesterday)
leprasy
liltle pieces keep falling off of me
oh i belive in leprasy
sypholis
now it hurts me just to piss
oh i belive in sypholis
:eek: :yuck:
my body lies over the ocean
my body lies over the see
my daddy lays on top of my mother
thats how they made little me:eek:
anymore i missed
just a little silliness to start with, can any one remeber some of the childish ( maybe rude ) they used to sing or say when they where on there way to and from school ,or over times ,
milk, milk , lemoade, round the corner chocalates made:eek:
( to the tune of yesterday)
leprasy
liltle pieces keep falling off of me
oh i belive in leprasy
sypholis
now it hurts me just to piss
oh i belive in sypholis
:eek: :yuck:
my body lies over the ocean
my body lies over the see
my daddy lays on top of my mother
thats how they made little me:eek:
anymore i missed
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What about
Turtle and Kermit sitting in a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
or to the tune of Tragedy
Tragedy,
You've got a loaded bong,
but your lighter gone,
it's a tragedy
theres enough room in the back for a shag.
Theres a little red tin to keep ur condoms in,
so if u wanna buy a car buy a jag.
My names coco banana
i have ten thousand a day,
i go down to lucy's
to suck on my juices
and thats what i do all day
Under the big oak tree,
she showed it to me.
it was big and black
and it had a crack
and it looked like a jungle to me
so i got out my big banana
and shoved it up her crack
she started to scream
when she saw the cream
so i pulled my banana back
and to that jesus tune we sang is assembly
'dance now wherever u may be i am the lord of the chimpanzees'
one about vegetables, we changed the names to testicles and things like that, wish i could remember the words
I would rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols
I would rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols
I would rather shag a sheep
Rather shag a sheep
I would rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols
(Land of Hope and Glory)
We hate Glasgow Rangers
We hate Celtic too
We hate Dundere Uniiiiiiiited
But Aberdeen we love you
In your Glasgow slums
In your Glasgow slums
You rake in the bucket for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In Your Glasgow slums
Repeat till you get the two fingers from the bluenosed bastards
We sang that, but with tiger and faggot. I didn't even know what one was!
Nyargh. Horrid, horrid thought.
You love it. Admit it.
We wear our hair in curls
We wear our dungarees
To hide our sexy knees
I've forgotten the rest....
Ooh ah i lost my bra, I left it in my boyfriends car
squashed tomato in stew
bread and butter in the gutter
happy birthday to you!
Looks like a girl and he wears a bra...
[/blasphemy] I 'm sure I shouldn't find that amusing.
To the tune of Bodger and Badger
Everybody knows, Rudey picks his nose...
(Incidentally, Rudey was the actual name of a guy in my class)
Then there was the clapping song about Susie, which I can't be arsed to type fully, but began:
When Susie was a baby,
A baby Susie was,
She said goo, ga, goo ga-ga
etc.
What else? Hmmm:
Upside down, upside down,
I don't care if school falls down,
There'd be no more English, no more French,
No more sitting on the old school bench.
Teacher, teacher, I declare,
I can see your underwear,
Is it black? Or is it white?
Oh my gosh it's dynamite.
Kick the tables, kick the chairs,
Kick the schoolboys down the stairs,
If it hurts it serves them right,
Blow them up with dynamite.
And plenty more, I'm sure, that I've forgotten.
pants on fire,
nose is as long as a telephone wire.
In Jamaica there's a tree,
you can buy condoms for 50p.
Big ones, small ones,
take your pick,
all depends on the size of your dick.
This is why I shouldn't leave the reply box open for too long. :yeees:
*ip dip dog shit fucking bastard silly git you are not it*
Do your balls hang low
To they wave to and fro
Can you tie them in a bow
Do. your. balls. hang- low!
(to the tune of westlife's song Oh mandy)
Oh Margie, you came and you made me a turkey,
On my vacation away from workey..... homer!
Mary had a little lamb,
That ran into a pylon,
10,00volts went up its arse
And now its wool is nylon
Reminds me of that 'whole world in his hands' song. of course we did the 'whole world in his pants' and found it highly amusing.
the other one i remember was one my mate sung:
When you're sitting in a tree
Feel it running down you knee
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you're in a shop
And you feel a little plop
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
and other such lovely verses...
we said that one
we wear our hair in curls
we're wearing dungeries to hide our dirty knees
a boy came up to me and gave me 50p
to have it off with me behind an goosbury tree
he counted 1,2,3, and stuck it into me
he counted down drom 10 and pulled it out again
and we were so suprised to see our baby rise
and then he jumped for joy it was a baby boy
Ahwell mines better....cos its mine!! MWahahaha
Can you swing 'em two and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a military soldier
Do your tits hang low!
Who went up to space in a rocket
The rocket went bang
His Balls went twang
And his dick ended up in his pocket