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I Fancy Your Sister/Mum :X

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
How many of you have had a GF and woulda just LOVED to give there sister a good jolly rodgering

or for the women, Visa Versa

only happend to me once, woulda loved to bone my first ex's sister, she was a lesbian tho :rolleyes:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My boyfriends brother is so damn ugly and really really boring
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont have a sister :p

    and before you say it, my mum is fat and my gran is too old for that sort of nonsense!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    too old

    pffft

    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    happened to me, my gf had a gorgeus sister, only a year older, woulda loved to give her one, its damn annoyin cause ya know if ya do yar fecked
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :no: my fella's brother is 14 and just like, noooo way!

    and i dont have a sister who lives at home for anyone to fancy, hahaha :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know a guy who has slept with me and then my sister. Well, two. :/

    And I have slept with a guy then his brother. :/

    Ok, that makes me look really bad. :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*

    Ok, that makes me look really bad. :|

    i say well played :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the girl i lost my virginity to, well around a year later her sister lost it to me. Huzzah!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My girlfriends sister is quite pretty but is abit too big.

    But my girlfriends mum is abit of a milf.:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by curiouslad
    My girlfriends sister is quite pretty but is abit too big.

    But my girlfriends mum is abit of a milf.:rolleyes:

    rooooooofl
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bennie
    rooooooofl

    Pervert :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one of my ex's... gina, her sister(terri) was so hot, lovely little blonde with the tighest arse, but she was a bit of a slag... needless to say her mum planned on setting me and terri up but i ended up with gina for about a year on and off and we still are on and off... but terri wont have anything to dow ith me other than friends now simply cause of her sister :rolleyes:


    edited to add: come to think of it her mum got me really turned on one night too dancing in the club with me... damn she can grind! :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now thats what i call a FAMILY!

    go Karma

    rofl

    and Jazza, were all pervs in some way or form :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bennie
    Now thats what i call a FAMILY!

    go Karma

    rofl

    and Jazza, were all pervs in some way or form :rolleyes:

    hey i tell you.. her mum could dance...... and gina was really flexible, my best mate so wanted to try and turn gina lesbo... was a fun night out last time we all met up anyway :D rumour has it her mum use to lap dance, and i can belive it if you lock us in a room together with a bottle of wine and there is a chair for her to dance around :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pfffft to your text under your name TBH

    Forsaken And Unloved


    PFFT
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bennie
    pfffft to your text under your name TBH

    Forsaken And Unloved


    PFFT
    :lol: that was put there quite awhile after me and G was an item... though as said.. i do see her about quite alot, i should call her really she owes me money, probably why i aint heard from her! :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao! yea, my friend jody owes me money, and the little bastard buggerd off to scotland today, im skint for my new year celebrations (so im drinking all my mums whiskey before i go out....dont tell her tho...shes just downstairs *giggles*)

    Mwahahahaha im gonna be sooo smoked :X
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ugh, fancying your gf's mum is just wrong. Ick :yuck:

    No, I dont fancy any of my gf's family, though her younger sister is very good-looking I just cant see anyone else in that way:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Ugh, fancying your gf's mum is just wrong. Ick :yuck:

    No, I dont fancy any of my gf's family, though her younger sister is very good-looking I just cant see anyone else in that way:)
    you onlt said that cause she reads this :p

    and i never said i fancyed her..... i just said i would give her one :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm, none of the blokes ive liked have really had good looking brother who are single or old enough to fancy....but, i tend to keep all fellas i fancy far far far away from my family cos:
    1. my older sister is hotter than me
    2. my younger sister is hotter than me (even though shes 10 a guy i used to fancy told me he would give anything to fuck her when shes 13 and i was like wtf fuck off you tard!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite
    [*]my younger sister is hotter than me (even though shes 10 a guy i used to fancy told me he would give anything to fuck her when shes 13 and i was like wtf fuck off you tard!)

    WTF :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite

    [*]my younger sister is hotter than me (even though shes 10 a guy i used to fancy told me he would give anything to fuck her when shes 13 and i was like wtf fuck off you tard!)
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    :eek: id kill im!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    :eek: id kill im!

    rofl....killing moe (the guy) i doubt that would ever happen unless he really did it....he wouldnt even have sex with me never mind a kid like seven years younger than him
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite
    rofl....killing moe (the guy) i doubt that would ever happen unless he really did it....he wouldnt even have sex with me never mind a kid like seven years younger than him

    lol what a pervert!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Karma Killer


    and i never said i fancyed her..... i just said i would give her one :D

    Same goes for me! Thats why i called her a milf instead of saying i fancied her.:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm dont know if the same thing goes here, but my best friend has a pretty fit brother, needless to say if i was gay id go for him
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bens brother was way more sexxeh than him
    oh yes he was.
    *curses that hes 20 and has girlfriend and is exs brother*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I broke up with one of my boyfriends and went straight out with his brother. He was well fit but 12 years older than me :rolleyes:
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