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Marry Xmas you fat bastards

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I read it the paper today or yesterday that some people were complaining to the shops where they brought their Christmas crackers from because they found little notes in side them saying things like" Merry Christmas you fat bastards" lol. I think I'd probably do something like that :lol:.

Anyone ever found anything interesting inside crimbo crackers?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wtf they doing pulling them now anyway.:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the best thing i ever got in a cracker was a mini caleidoscope
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ....not in cracker
    but in cookie fortune found
    'HELP ME I'M STUCK IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!'
    cracked me up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got winne the pooh ones and Disney ones, they were buy one get one free rom Boots. They have pencils, little keyrings and stuff in :D

    I like the sound of them 'fat bastard' ones, thing is i dont think me Ma nd Pa would though :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The best thing I got in a christmas cracker was a set of mini screwdrivers a few years ago. They are SO useful.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pepsi_104
    ....not in cracker
    but in cookie fortune found
    'HELP ME I'M STUCK IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!'
    cracked me up.

    So that's where chaos got to :chin:

    Who's going to save him?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where can I get those crackers!? They're right up my street. They could be filled with offensive poems, jokes, and gifts. Things like fake dog poo, etc. :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    So that's where chaos got to :chin:

    Who's going to save him?
    the question is; 'can we really be bothered to save him?'
    me thinks no.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pepsi_104
    the question is; 'can we really be bothered to save him?'
    me thinks no.

    I would but with christmas and all... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ....and you know, it HAS been 6 months since we received teh message......he could of been like abducted by aliens or gone mental (gone? or already was) from all that fortune cookie packaging....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pepsi_104
    ....and you know, it HAS been 6 months since we received teh message......he could of been like abducted by aliens or gone mental (gone? or already was) from all that fortune cookie packaging....

    I reckon he's probably smoothtalked the guards and sold his body to get out of there ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    I reckon he's probably smoothtalked the guards and sold his body to get out of there ;):p
    ....*tuts*
    people today....
    as long as he didnt sell hsi soul too
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like the frogs you press and they jump
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Rocks
    The best thing I got in a christmas cracker was a set of mini screwdrivers a few years ago. They are SO useful.

    :yes:

    I used mine to tune my clarinet.
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