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i still don't get it?
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Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
i was born with my eyes wide open ...but i still don't get it.
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care to elaborate mr roll?
is that your best chat up line?
mine is
'if i was a girl, would you lezz off with me'
or with people with a sense of humour..
'if you were 15, you would be worth 5 years'
no, this is
'oi! rolly, giv us a shaaaaaaag!!'
such brutes these far northerners ...especialy the women! they don't only wear the trousers at home they make the husband wear a nice pleated little frock to get the point over!
i'm seeing a northener at the minute, and she's proper northen. so many stories.........
u love it
now have my tea on the table when i get home from the workies or ill mess your face up
i'm talking real northeners here ...lets put it this way i'm from manchester and consider myself to be a southerner in comparrison.
i went out with a true northern woman years ago ...big thick hairy legs and a goatee. change their underwear the first sunday of the month.
thats not real, thats surreal. i like my northener better me thinks.
to be honest char ...i only finished with her cos i found out she was seeing someone else at the same time as me ...at the SAME time...........it took me a while to cotton on that she was out deer wrestling in the forrest with another geezer while i was being fobbed off with her identical uncle ...took me a while ...
hell ill slap you about in bed!!
The stoner and the ned = Dynamite in bed
Northern lassies rock.
you are so jealous!
does anyone else see the potential here for a massive rap hit!
no.