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Limericks
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Ok, I need to write a limerick to go in my friend Vickys' birthday card but im having a mental block and cant even think of the structure of the damn things!
So anyway, shes called Vicky, will be 19, likes whisky and has a boyfriend called John, and come from Kent.
Any poetic geni out there when you need them?
So anyway, shes called Vicky, will be 19, likes whisky and has a boyfriend called John, and come from Kent.
Any poetic geni out there when you need them?
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Who liked to get really sticky
One hand down her pants
Like no-one else can
And John said "Can I have a licky?"
Sorry. Don't use that.
That on the right lines actually... In mine i got stuff along similar lines. So theres a birthday card never to show to my parents!