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woke up ...
Former Member
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fell outa bed
dragged a comb across my head.
made my way downstairs
and drank a cup ...
looking up
i noticed i was late.
grabbed my coat
grabbed my hat
made the bus
in seconds flat.
made my way upstairs and had a SMOKE .........................
somebody spoke
and i went into a dream.
dragged a comb across my head.
made my way downstairs
and drank a cup ...
looking up
i noticed i was late.
grabbed my coat
grabbed my hat
made the bus
in seconds flat.
made my way upstairs and had a SMOKE .........................
somebody spoke
and i went into a dream.
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This mornin' and got myself a gun...
don't fucking start with that country and western music ...i don't give a toss that your tractor broke down, you cuaght syphilis from shagging one of your pigs and now your going to shoot the first stranger you meet. i can't stand country and western music!
Id fuck you lying
If you had wings id fuck you flying
Whe your dead and long forgotten
Id dig you up and fuck you rotten
Id swim to the bottom and drink my way up
But the sea aint vodka and i aint a duck
so give me a ring if you fancy a fuck!
hehe. I like that one.
Never seen it before