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Masturbation Horror Stories! & other stuff.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Oh my God! Owwwwwww! :eek: Just read some of the stories on [URL removed - inappropriate link] :shocking: :eek2:
*shuffles, and crosses legs, uncomfortably*

Of course, for the real die hard wankers (and I mean that with the greatest of respect) out there, you could always visit...
[/url]www.jackinworld.com or
www.worldwidewank.com

And for the truly kinky wankers, especially those music lovers out there.....
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Mr_Wobble ;)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wanking ...sure its fun till you actually get a girlfriend ...then no matter what you do ...its never the same so ...stick to girls i reckon ...:)

    got a link to [URL removed - inappropriate link][/url]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why dont you PM me them please?

    The mods deleted them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With a butter knife ?!?!?

    How in gods name do you wank with a butter knife? :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Scorcher
    How in gods name do you wank with a butter knife? :eek2:
    God knows. But I'm glad I'm not their friend, and have to eat around their house!!! :eek: Mmmm, this butter is lovely and creamy! :yuck:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it was AHEM ! dogging


    the internet

    .com yanno what i'm saying
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