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Monday Afternoon Giggle

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A little old lady answered a knock at the door one day.

Only to be confronted by a well - dressed very young man carrying a vacuum cleaner

" Good Morning " said the young man

" If I could take a few minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest high powered vacuum cleaners "

" F*** - Off " shouted the littleold lady " I haven't got any money " and she proceeded to slam the door

Quick as a flash the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open .

" Don't be too hasty " he said " Not until you have seen my demonstration " And with that he emptied a bucket full of horse manure all over the hall carpet .

" If this vacuum does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet , Madam I will personally eat the remainder "

" Well " she said " I hope you got a F****** good appetite coz the electricity was cut off this morning ! "


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