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Who wants to be my fuck monkey...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
and get spanked for research in aid of a charity called V V?:naughty:

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MEMEMEME!!!!! hehe pwetty please?.....im horny as hell and cant do nothing about it.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Yes, I would.

    I charge reasonable rates, normally £50 per hour, for you, nothing :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Samael
    MEMEMEME!!!!! hehe pwetty please?.....im horny as hell and cant do nothing about it.

    bend over then biiaaatch!! ohh yeah I like it a lot
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Yes, I would.

    I charge reasonable rates, normally £50 per hour, for you, nothing :)

    ooh im honoured...lets research each other!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can I be!?!?!? I need cheering up! :naughty: Not a Derby fan are you though!?:mad:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DelicateHeart
    Can I be!?!?!? I need cheering up! :naughty: Not a Derby fan are you though!?:mad:

    oooh I just seen where ya from!!! forest! tut! you will get over it!! lol yes I am..sort of..its my 2nd team, my fam are from here...im a true Arsenal fan myself.
    bend over for a good whipping and an all round cheering up;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    huh? :confused:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll be your monkey! Spank me! :naughty: ...Just expect to get spanked back too! :naughty:

    monkey_gsoh.jpg

    monkey_donotiron.jpg

    Am I the only one who thinks the way the limbs poses are a bit pervy??? :eek2:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    ooh im honoured...lets research each other!

    Do you even dress as a nurse for the purpose of the experiment? :p I'm sure there is plenty I could research :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble


    Am I the only one who thinks the way the limbs poses are a bit pervy??? :eek2:

    Mr_Wobble ;)


    ROLMFAO:lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Must. Get. PC. For. Home. Miss. Loads. Of. Good. Opportunities. :mad: :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    Must. Get. PC. For. Home. Miss. Loads. Of. Good. Opportunities. :mad: :(

    aw...wanna be my fcuk monkey?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    aw...wanna be my fcuk monkey?

    Ooooh. Ahh. Ooooh. Ooooh. Ahhh. Ahh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    Ooooh. Ahh. Ooooh. Ooooh. Ahhh. Ahh.

    monkey slapping noises could be heard all around from afar....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    monkey slapping noises could be heard all around from afar....

    :lol::D :cool:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    :lol::D :cool:

    ooh im a right slapper, arent I?
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    ooh im a right slapper, arent I?

    Erm, no :D

    Come here and bend over, bitch :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wanna be ur fuck monkey!!! i will do anything you ask, i am a very open minded lil monkey!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    i wanna be ur fuck monkey!!! i will do anything you ask, i am a very open minded lil monkey!

    LOL ok then my lil fuck monkey, the title goes to you;) :flirt: :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yay!!!!!! woo hoo! im a fuck monkey!
    *bows to the master*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wudnt say no..........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by solid_L
    i wudnt say no..........

    u wanna be my fuck monkey 2? or you can be my first spank monkey?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what? you cant be getting bored of me already! wow, i feel so used and rejected
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    what? you cant be getting bored of me already! wow, i feel so used and rejected


    used is a good thing hun!!! and I said to, your my 1 and original and nothing compares...in fact number 2 i bought in to please you!!!


    ha!! got outa that one;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    awww! thank you! i am so grateful master *bows lots of times*
    i will run now and get you chocolate
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Erm, no :D

    Come here and bend over, bitch :p

    I MISSED YOU OUT!!

    *bends over for JsT*:naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Who wants to be my fuck monkey...
    Originally posted by Ilson-Youth
    So, meet you outside erm, USC just outside the Eagle Centre tomorrow afternoon, my soon to be Fuck Buddy?

    I know where that is,ill be at work:(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you still accepting applications?
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    I MISSED YOU OUT!!

    *bends over for JsT*:naughty:

    I've been waiting for ages!

    *spanks*
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