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Words Women Use !

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right
and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -
this will cause you to have one of those arguments.


FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
even trade.


NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"


GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"


GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will
get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when
she cools off.


LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men........ A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"


SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she
is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
content.


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."


GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.


PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance
to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"


THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say you're welcome.


THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when
she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in
some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not
to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you
"Nothing"

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol:
    I like that
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Words Women Use !
    Originally posted by Poi Boy
    A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment

    :lol: all of those are so true esp. that one!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    funny, I like it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol very funny! i think all males should be taught that at skool! would save us females so much time! :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Very true :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol: I like it, I like it a lot! Its sooo true!:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
    misunderstood by men........ A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    Ooo, i do this loads. :/


    I like this thread poiboy. or whatever your called :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Words Women Use !
    Originally posted by Poi Boy

    FIVE MINUTES
    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
    football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
    even trade.

    Can't argue with that really:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I like that :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    It's all so true!! :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: so soooooooo true. Basicallys somes up everything my friend says to me
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol :D

    saw summat like that on Live Floor SHow

    god that was ace :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    me likey!!! and so true. frequently used the 'nothing' one, and the 'loud sigh'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of our deputy headteachers did that for an assembly. I thought it sounded like an email/forward!She looks like she's been electrocuted, with red dyed hair, long fake nails, makeup applied with trowel, etc. :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That is soooooooo true and sooo funny have just fwd to everyone i know!!
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