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mobily i can see your on line now ...ask me a question.
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obviously the egg was derived from two other animals,which then hatched to become the chicken which had sex with its sibling to populate us with a nation full of inbred chickens....
:eek2:
sorry im bored.
Why are you so quiet lately?
and why do you hardly ever use the smiley?
Mmmmmm Blow Jobs..... its been.... so long.... mmmmmm
Calm down, Calm down
*drools* cunnilingus mmmmmmm
lol I use them when I see fit.
Penises. It opens like the cave of sesame!
your a man possesed.
stop talking about penises and the like
Penis talk. Tis good
A penis (let's call him Richard) walked into a pub and sat at the bar and ordered a drink. Looking around to see who was about, he saw someone he didn't like and shouted: you're a right dick and you think you're so hard!
Ok, it's late. Best I can do now.
*Is so damn sad at laughing at silly things*
Posessed of very little womenfolk.
Hmmm I told you not to tell anyone Mobily grrr. Chest pains. I always wondered what it would be like to be a penis. Can't be that fun cos everytime you get excited you throw up, your best mates a pussy and your neighbours an arsehole.
lol forgot your name is Richard!
No, I chose Richard because a nickname of Richard is Dick, which is what the story is about...