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mobily i can see your on line now ...ask me a question.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
go on then ...

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How often do you change your socks, for I can smell them from here? :eek2: :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Which came first - the chicken or the egg?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    see i got myself in trouble straight away. two questions. and only so many answers.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol. Well, I had to wait ages for you to reply to the first question (which you didn't), so I had plenty of time to think up another. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok . first question i probably would only change my socks when people reminded me to. luckilky i have a wife who won't let me behave likenthat. the second question is why i elieve the theory of evolution to be very flawed,.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    Which came first - the chicken or the egg?


    obviously the egg was derived from two other animals,which then hatched to become the chicken which had sex with its sibling to populate us with a nation full of inbred chickens....





    :eek2:


    sorry im bored.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rockerchick
    a nation full of inbred





    :eek2:


    sorry im bored.
    amazing how easy it is to end back at the welsh jokes ...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol Yep, those Welsh... ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mobily can I ask you a question ???

    Why are you so quiet lately?
    and why do you hardly ever use the :lol::lol: smiley?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    :lol::lol: smiley?

    Mmmmmm Blow Jobs..... its been.... so long.... mmmmmm
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Simbelyne
    Mmmmmm Blow Jobs..... its been.... so long.... mmmmmm

    Calm down, Calm down :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    :p

    *drools* cunnilingus mmmmmmm
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    Mobily can I ask you a question ???

    Why are you so quiet lately?
    and why do you hardly ever use the :lol::lol: smiley?

    lol I use them when I see fit.

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    lol I use them when I see fit.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    fit what?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    fit what?

    Penises. It opens like the cave of sesame!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Simbelyne
    Penises. It opens like the cave of sesame!



    your a man possesed.

    stop talking about penises and the like
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rockerchick
    your a man possesed.

    stop talking about penises and the like

    Penis talk. Tis good ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by KinkyBoots
    Penis talk. Tis good ;)

    A penis (let's call him Richard) walked into a pub and sat at the bar and ordered a drink. Looking around to see who was about, he saw someone he didn't like and shouted: you're a right dick and you think you're so hard!

    Ok, it's late. Best I can do now. ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    A penis (let's call him Richard) walked into a pub and sat at the bar and ordered a drink. Looking around to see who was about, he saw someone he didn't like and shouted: you're a right dick and you think you're so hard!

    Ok, it's late. Best I can do now. ;)

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    *Is so damn sad at laughing at silly things* :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rockerchick
    your a man possesed.

    stop talking about penises and the like

    Posessed of very little womenfolk.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    A penis (let's call him Richard) walked into a pub and sat at the bar and ordered a drink. Looking around to see who was about, he saw someone he didn't like and shouted: you're a right dick and you think you're so hard!

    Ok, it's late. Best I can do now. ;)


    Hmmm I told you not to tell anyone Mobily grrr. Chest pains. I always wondered what it would be like to be a penis. Can't be that fun cos everytime you get excited you throw up, your best mates a pussy and your neighbours an arsehole.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    Hmmm I told you not to tell anyone Mobily grrr.

    lol forgot your name is Richard!

    No, I chose Richard because a nickname of Richard is Dick, which is what the story is about...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whats the square root of one?
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