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Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
:rolleyes:
Ouch, Ouch & another Ouch!
Most offenders serve half of their allotted prison sentence, so it is a mere 65.5 years.
60.5 years... all grey and wrinkley, eh?
Not too bad i suppose :chin:
Just get out when i'm in my prime
Not bad for masturbating, eh?
me too! :eek2: ooh! well, they were worth it
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
Thats nothing-
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
god im only 17!!!
Waht did she edit?!
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 15.5 Potential fine: £2000
Haha is it really illegal to eat a mince pie on xmas day in the uk? :eek:
lol - Hellie sweet and innocent? Mobily Sultan of Brunei? Me thinks not.
Years in prison: 131
Potential fine: £7000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
The only things I havn't done are
using a sex toy (assuming that means on myself )
paying or being paid for sex
and I've never shot someone with a bow and arrow
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
What a little angel!:p
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
You've never masturbated, walked to the bathroom naked, eaten a mince pie on Christmas Day? :eek2:
erm, yes, yes and ick god no!! I don't think I have EVER eaten an mince pie, ick. And in the U.K. the first 2 are legal, so
OK, there has been a miscarriage of justiceme thinks! You are hereby sentenced to public lynching for cheating!
y? out of those things, which would I have done that WAS illegal?
Give me one good reason why I would have done them too.
I cant see any point in doing them.
ack, just cos u can't stick to the law doesn't mean other people cant,
And Mince Pies are vile little things.
Thank God masturbation isn't illegal in England :eek2: :nervous:
And I too dislike mince pies.
yeah, I know u were having fun
ThankGod
and I will never touch one, ick ick ick
what laws have u broke then?
I was surprised at the stamp one
Been drunk in a pub/club;
Masturbated;
Walked naked in house;
Eaten a mince pie (only the one...)
That's about it.
I only got 5.5 years and a £2,000 fine. lol.
In terms of real life:
Drunk underage.
:angel:
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 100.5 Potential fine: £2000
Ooooer.
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
I think perhaps i've gone mad and lied on that quiz. I MUST have done worse things than that...