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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

    *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
    :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    131 years in prison & 7000 fine...

    Ouch, Ouch & another Ouch!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by little_uk_bro
    131 years in prison

    Most offenders serve half of their allotted prison sentence, so it is a mere 65.5 years. ;):p
    Originally posted by Lickalotapuss
    Years in prison: 121

    60.5 years... all grey and wrinkley, eh? ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Years in prison: 61.5 Potential fine: £4500

    Not too bad i suppose :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost


    60.5 years... all grey and wrinkley, eh? ;)

    Just get out when i'm in my prime :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lickalotapuss
    Just get out when i'm in my prime :)

    Not bad for masturbating, eh? ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

    *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

    me too! :eek2: ooh! well, they were worth it :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

    Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Prison: 5 years Fine: £0
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000

    Thats nothing-
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000






    god im only 17!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Last edited by Susie on 30-04-2003 at 10:41 AM

    Waht did she edit?!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 15.5 Potential fine: £2000


    Haha is it really illegal to eat a mince pie on xmas day in the uk? :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *hellie*
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent?

    lol - Hellie sweet and innocent? Mobily Sultan of Brunei? Me thinks not. ;):p
  • SkiveSkive No discipline. No morality. No respect. New ForestPosts: 15,213 Skive's The Limit
    Scoundrel
    Years in prison: 131
    Potential fine: £7000
    Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

    The only things I havn't done are
    using a sex toy (assuming that means on myself :naughty: )
    paying or being paid for sex
    and I've never shot someone with a bow and arrow
    Yesterday is history
    Tomorrow is a mystery
    But today is a gift
    That’s why it’s call the present
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In The Clear

    You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

    What a little angel!:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In the clear
    You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Klever
    Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
    Originally posted by *DEVIL*
    Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

    You've never masturbated, walked to the bathroom naked, eaten a mince pie on Christmas Day? :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My oh my, we do have some angels here.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    You've never masturbated, walked to the bathroom naked, eaten a mince pie on Christmas Day? :eek2:

    erm, yes, yes and ick god no!! I don't think I have EVER eaten an mince pie, ick. And in the U.K. the first 2 are legal, so :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Klever
    erm, yes, yes and ick god no!! I don't think I have EVER eaten an mince pie, ick. And in the U.K. the first 2 are legal, so :p

    OK, there has been a miscarriage of justiceme thinks! You are hereby sentenced to public lynching for cheating! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    OK, there has been a mistrial me thinks! You are hereby sentenced to public lynching for cheating! :p

    y? out of those things, which would I have done that WAS illegal?
    Give me one good reason why I would have done them too.
    I cant see any point in doing them.

    ack, just cos u can't stick to the law doesn't mean other people cant, :p

    And Mince Pies are vile little things.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol It twas a bit of fun. :p

    Thank God masturbation isn't illegal in England :eek2: :nervous:

    And I too dislike mince pies.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    lol I twas a bit of fun.

    Thank God masturbation isn't illegal in England :D

    And I too dislike mince pies.

    yeah, I know u were having fun
    ThankGod
    and I will never touch one, ick ick ick


    what laws have u broke then?

    I was surprised at the stamp one
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In terms of that quiz (i.e. not all under English law):

    Been drunk in a pub/club;
    Masturbated;
    Walked naked in house;
    Eaten a mince pie (only the one...)

    That's about it. :D

    I only got 5.5 years and a £2,000 fine. lol. :p

    In terms of real life:

    Drunk underage.

    :angel:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dodgy
    Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 100.5 Potential fine: £2000



    Ooooer.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wanna buy a watch ...?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Upstanding
    How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £0

    *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.


    I think perhaps i've gone mad and lied on that quiz. I MUST have done worse things than that...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect £200.
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