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Things that annoy you about the opposite sex
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Ok ... some ground rules!!
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No defending your gender, no commenting on the butal yet true attacks towards your gender and no disscussions on how good the brutal attacks were!
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Women who claim to be fat but are as skinny as a rake
Women always drag their mates everywhere even for a romantic night in
Women take 4 times the ammount of time to get ready than blokes
Women who complain about the toilet seat thing
Women who cry about nothing when they're drunk
Im done!
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No defending your gender, no commenting on the butal yet true attacks towards your gender and no disscussions on how good the brutal attacks were!
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Women who claim to be fat but are as skinny as a rake
Women always drag their mates everywhere even for a romantic night in
Women take 4 times the ammount of time to get ready than blokes
Women who complain about the toilet seat thing
Women who cry about nothing when they're drunk
Im done! 0
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Girls that wear sexy clothes and go out seeking attention, then moan when they get it from the wrong kind of man!
Her: NOTHING !!!
Or
Me: WHat do you want to do tonight, night in with a take away or the pub.
Her: Dont mind
Me: Pub it is then.
Her: Sulks all night.
:mad:
Him: Dont worry I'll get that
Her: No really I cant have you pay for it
Him: Ok .. lets not argue we'll split th....
Her: Well if you insist
Him: ?? what ??
Her: You offered
:mad:
day 1: I just need... space
day 2:
day 3: I told you before, I need space!
or when shes crying, and you say whats wrong, and she lies, then when you say to her you know theres something wrong and try to comfort her she goes on at you because you are too nosy or something...
oh yea, never forget:
"I'm allowed to be a bitch, I'm a woman / just woken up / on my period"
and yet I have never heard a guy say "I'm allowed to be a pig, I'm dying of sex starvation"
weird...
Him:No/Yes
Her: Liar! :mad: / You bastard! :mad:
i hate it when guys think its ok to grap ur tits just cos they happen to look good in this top/to dubble check i'm not wearing a padded bra/to see if they are real:mad: :mad: :mad:
Women have these great things boobs, and they are so selfish, they don't let anyone else feel them
See, I let people who want to feel my body feel it, I'm generous
thank you shy boy you made me laugh i needed that
**Huggles**
Yes, I know that you can see how big boobs are, what I meant was you wouldn't like it we asked your measurements.
Guys tend to grab at tits when they're drunk. Just tell them to piss off, and they'll get the message.
If you think generous is what you're being, you will get used big time, pal. But maybe you don't mind that?
whats the fricking point!?!?
..ohh, and cushions.
and that we are suposed to forgive you for being a bitch every month. what women dont realise is men have their own form of period EVERY DAY!
shaving.
Or if they want something they like- weve never seen or heard of never told they want it about t or any reason to buy it then they get upset because we aint got them it!
How when your swiming they see our chests but we dont see theirs- surely that can be classed as sexist?
We used to do swimming lessons in scholl when we were kids(7/8) and one of the lads asked out female teacher- it was funny she couldnt give him an answer
When a man is a completely diffrent person after a couple of weeks.
the way they're always late for things
the way if somethings wrong they go 'oh, its that time of the month' i dont have a constant period ya know?
the way they say that they like small boobs then a 34dd walks past and your shoes get covered in drool
the way they complain about shaving when we shave both our legs/underarms/other bits
the way they ask what its like when your on your period then make that 'too much info' face when you tell em
[/end rant(for now)]
And then when you decide 'fine then, I'll just tell him straight out that he's pissing me off,' they get cross at you for making a mountain out of a molehill.
*ahem* maybe that one's slightly random... nothing to do with the fact I've just had an argument with my boyfriend of course...
but! why do you 'drop hints'? why not just say what you mean, instead of pussyfooting around.
the breasts and the running what a sight to behold!
Reminds you of Joey in friends watchng baywatch
never had this, thank god for small tits!
You have NO IDEA how lucky you are, i go running every day and it is a major pain in the ass, and so is the fucking stepper machine at the gym.
I don't understand women (who does?) and I have given up trying.
play several women at a time...
dump gf's for not putting out...
know that they're fit...
think that women's place is in the kitchen...
expect their gf's to give head...
have stubble...
say "I'll call you" coz we bloody well know that they wont
brag about their sexual conquests...
Oh god, I'm a man hater LOL.
Sweety, dont give up, hunny. Were not all the same darlin'
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