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Hello all, I am here!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hello all.

I have graced your message board, I may be around for a while.

Please leave you warm welcomings below.

Thank You :D

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well who the fuck are you then???

    ...we need to know a little about you
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :(

    What terrible language darling, I sure hope you dont speak like that when your mother is around.

    I'm 20 years old!:cool:

    5ft 11 :D

    13stone :(

    love booze, women, politics and football ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes we all know that mr. What do you want here?

    this is a local shop for local people... we'll have none of that nonsense here
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The last guy that said that to me was wearing a turban ;)

    Why dont you tell me a bit about yourself?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    because im a bitch and i like to keep it that way. meh :p

    nah... i think you know a little too much already for my liking... (*WHO TOLD YOU I WAS A MAN*)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I apologise, I see you are a fair lady of the world.

    Can you send me a personal pic please, I wont let the 'kat' out of the bag! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Semper Eadem
    I apologise, I see you are a fair lady of the world.

    Can you send me a personal pic please, I wont let the 'kat' out of the bag! ;)

    meh *shrugs*

    i would like to introduce you all to my father and yes... he is lying about being 20 years old... infact he is 45. And he's 14 stone, not 13 :crazyeyes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cover blown :(

    now come on, its way past your bed time! :mad:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Semper Eadem
    cover blown :(

    now come on, its way past your bed time! :mad:

    interesting way to telling your little girl to go to bed
    :lol:
    don't hurt me badabing
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm really confused :confused:

    But hi :) and welcome :wave:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Hello all, I am here!
    Originally posted by Semper Eadem
    Hello all.

    I have graced your message board, I may be around for a while.

    Please leave you warm welcomings below.

    Thank You :D

    No im not being nice your from leicestershire :p




    (j/k)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Semper Eadem
    :(

    What terrible language darling, I sure hope you dont speak like that when your mother is around.

    I'm 20 years old!:cool:

    5ft 11 :D

    13stone :(

    love booze, women, politics and football ;)

    r u muscly or cuddly?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heylo. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I consider my myself cuddly :(

    though there is some muscle there, somewhere :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my god people replied to you! you're such a weirdo mr SE :p dont slap me :p

    anyway... thats not a very respectable AV to be going around with is it now???

    god... you'd think our ages had been swapped over wouldnt you.

    Nah... he's alright really people... honest :D



    just dont mention sex around him... he'll pounce on you
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sex. dirty, hot, steaming sex! :p

    like that?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dreamer3k
    sex. dirty, hot, steaming sex! :p

    like that?



    exactly like that...


    i hope you're a) gay and b) ready for it now you've done that! i did warn you!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh Dreamer, just you wait till the next midlands meet.

    I'm gonna p-p-p-pounce on you :p :eek: :p :crazyeyes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    exactly like that...


    i hope you're a) gay and b) ready for it now you've done that! i did warn you!

    my arse is my own, thank you very much! and it wouldn't be the first time i've been beaten into pulp :D

    edited to add
    originally posted by Semper Eadem
    Oh Dreamer, just you wait till the next midlands meet.

    I'm gonna p-p-p-pounce on you

    and if you're gonna whoop my arse, you're gonna have to come down to london :D the way i figure it, if i'm gonna get beaten, i shouldn't have to pay for the travelling expenses :rolleyes:

    edited for spellings
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