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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
>***SeX eDuCaTiOn***
>Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather

>curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the

>older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day

>he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of

>explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the

>curtains one night and watch his older sister

>and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny

>described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and

>talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he

>started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting

>sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have tho! ught

>so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

>just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the

>doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess

>he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started

>panting

>and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold

>because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse

>and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward

>the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was

>a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found

>out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had

>gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and

>stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in

>one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got

>really scared-her eyes

>got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God

>and stuff like that! . She said it was the biggest one she's ever

>seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our

>house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its

>head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it

>tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over

>the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread

>her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he

>helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.

>Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset

>the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it

>between them. After a while

>they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up,

>and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung

>there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her

>boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to

>courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing h! er again. By

>golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to

>fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or

>something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting

>on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the

>eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin

>off and flush

>it down the toilet.

hehe
:D;):p

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Must delete this and post it again in anything goes*

    I’ve already seen it by the way, it might be better if you also got rid of them > Things!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehehe :)

    love it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    already heard it but i love it!! got it sent to me in an e-mail.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah i've read it before but it's still funny!:lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    most people have read it! :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats the first time I've heard it and it really made me giggle. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao!!:lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry guys, please don't put jokes in this forum. Check the FAQ for more details.
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