sex ed!

harmless told me to put in in anything goes. sowwie harmless so here ya go!

***SeX eDuCaTiOn***
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather

curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the

older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day

he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of

explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the

curtains one night and watch his older sister

and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny

described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and

talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he

started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting

sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have tho! ught

so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,

just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the

doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess

he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started

panting

and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold

because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse

and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward

the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was

a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found

out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had

gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and

stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in

one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got

really scared-her eyes

got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God

and stuff like that! . She said it was the biggest one she's ever

seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our

house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its

head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it

tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over

the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread

her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he

helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset

the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it

between them. After a while

they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up,

and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung

there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her

boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to

courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing h! er again. By

golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to

fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or

something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting

on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the

eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin

off and flush

it down the toilet!

also harmless i took the > out aswell

so there ya go